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[Fun game] If you were forced to live in a basement for 10 years in exchange for $10 million...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Jul 18, 2013.

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  1. ashiin

    ashiin Member

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    With Girl
    5mil
    Girl - 18
    TV - 7
    Kitchen - 6
    medicare - 2
    skylight - 2

    drugs/movies/games would have been cool but the tv and girl is enough to make up for it.

    without girl
    5 mil
    Fast Food w/ Chick-fil-a - 5
    Games - 4
    TV - 7
    Medicare - 2
    Hygiene - 3
    Cell phone - 3
    HD camera - 3
    Sky Light - 2
    Garden - 2
    Sound System - 4

    So without the girl it gets a lot more interesting. Taking the 5 mil, I will use the HD camera to make a film to document and make some money on the story of the guy who stays in a basement for 10 years for 5 million dollars. With my cell phone I can keep in touch with loved ones, strike up a movie deal and maybe even sell mar1juana, which I will grow from my garden with greenhouse (which means I can skip unlimited drugs). Fast food could be eaten in a healthy way. TV can play video games as well as watch the news/sports/p*rn/TV shows. Surround sound system will go well with the TV enhancing my experience as well as having access to all them music.
     
  2. ashiin

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    I meant to take out chick-fil-a and I forgot, minus that point to make it 35.
     
  3. Yung-T

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    Hot Girl - 18 points
    52" TV - 7 Points
    Full kitchen - 6 points
    Hygiene - 3 Points
    Pool Table - 1 Point

    35 points, 5mil


    Don't think you need a Gym when you can have athletic sex every day. :grin:
     
  4. Asian Sensation

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    Why don't you just pass and do all those things in real life instead of being stuck in a basement. You could and should be ****ing multiple hotties instead of just 1 for the next 10 years. It doesn't matter how hot she is.... You will get sick of it sooner than u think.
     
  5. Ras137

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    The girl of course is the big toss up. For me to take her she has to be sexy (a given) and either intelligent (and not b****y) or submissive.

    So with the girl:
    Girl (18 pts) - either for companionship and sex or crazy sex 24/7.
    Hygiene (3 pts) you say you can get soap and stuff from kitchen but she needs a razor. VERY IMPORTANT. Plus I need the jacuzzi to rest my muscles from shagging all day.
    Doctor (2 pts)
    Books (4 pts) - without a TV (too expensive) the best form of entertainment
    Kitchen (6pts) Either the girl and I have fun making food together (if intelligent) or I make her make all the food (if submissive)
    Sattelite Radio (2 pts) - a seriously underrated choice and a tough call over skylight but it has music news and sports for only two pts.

    I may take fast food over kitchen and add skylight, I'm worried that lack of sun is more dangerous than fast food.

    Without girl:
    Kitchen (6 pts)
    Mayo clinic doctor - since this may be my only face to face human interaction needs strong American English skills (no offense Indians) (3pts)
    Workout (5 pts)
    Skylight (2 pts)
    TV (7 pts) the center of my entertainment
    Books (4pts)
    Movies (4 pts)
    Phone (3 pts) - just talking to somebody once a week to keep sanity.
    pool table since I had one extra point.

    may take delhi doctor ( and no pool table) and take satellite radio just for the music, since news and sports are covered in TV.,
     
  6. BEAT LA

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    ^wouldn't a full kitchen have an unlimited supply of blades that could be made into razors?

    A pool table and one 18 year old chick for 10 years might be a dangerous combination without daylight, reading material, and a gun. Hmm, the hygiene products are starting to sound necessary too. I mean, I'm happy with dishwashing soap...not sure about the girl.

    Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court, and batting cage is very underrated for only 5 points. You will get tired of banging the same chick all day.
     
  7. Yung-T

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    What if she's my soulmate and we love eachother to the fullest? I'm a very romantic person. :p
     
  8. sealclubber1016

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    7 Pts TV
    5 Pts Workout Room
    4 Pts Fast Food
    4 Pts Video Games
    4 Pts Movies
    4 Pts Music
    4 Pts Library
    3 Pts Hygene

    5 Million is plenty, the Tv would keep me up to date on news. Video games and Movies give a varied source of entertainment, which you would need a lot of in 10 years.

    With the library you could be well read and learn a foreign language with the help of the movies.

    10 years of no sex is tough, to say the least, but i don't care who it is, I don't wanna be stuck with them for a decade. When i get out i would be rich, well read and in good shape. I could land a hot chick.

    10 years of isolation> a lifetime fighting the game
     
  9. BEAT LA

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    haha. if you believe in that stuff, sure.

    Think of:

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    Is it like a slave situation with the chick or will I be forced to make menial conversation?
     
  11. Jontro

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    So what happens when you inevitably knock the chick up. Will you then have to live 9 years in a small basement with your chick and kid?

    Or can you sell your kids for like 20 extra points to spend on items?
     
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    So, does the chick get (skimpy) outfits. And does she come with toys and accessories?!?!?!?
     
  13. Yung-T

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    Maybe the doc knows how to perform abortions, in that case I'd spend points on the doc.

    Or you make your own condoms out of animal skin from the fridge.
     
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    lol why do ppl not choose freedom over 5 million and chase after girls :grin:
     
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    6 puppies and hd camera. Let the hunger games begin
     
  16. Yung-T

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    You could also do the 40pts/no money thing, buy two girls, microwave and garden. That way you'd have 10years of threesomes with two hot girls, in the basement and in the garden.
     
  17. Hayesfan

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    Kitchen 6
    Computer 6
    Medical 2
    Library 4
    Cell phone 3
    TV 7
    Skylight 2

    If you want the Internet it's 16 + 6 for the computer!! Way too expensive! I decided I don't need it for more than the one day a week I can use my phone ;) the picture is of a smart phone so I figure I'm good there

    Plus... If it was changed to a hot guy this may have been a very different list
     
  18. droopy421

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    Full Kitchen - 6 points
    Workout Room - 5 points
    Library - 4 points
    Music - 4 points
    TV - 7 points
    Skylight - 2 points
    Garden - 2 points
     
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    Why stop at a threesome when you can still afford a dog for a foursome?
     
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  20. BEAT LA

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    Now that I think about it, Garden and Satellite Radio are good choices. You can listen to music to make up for the the lack of technology and grow fruits, veggies, and weed. Apple bong, anyone?

    Radio - 2
    Garden -2
    Skylight - 2
    Gym - 5
    Girl - 18
    Kitchen - 6


    Barry Bonds + Gym/Batting cage costs less than Internet without computer.
     

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