[Fun game] If you were forced to live in a basement for 10 years in exchange for $10 million...

After thinking about this for a while .. I have decided to spend all 40. 10 million is nice for sure , 5 is too . However, you are stuck in there for 10 years . In 10 years we have no idea how much currency could inflate etc. If you are taking the money then stock market is a must . I'm not going to spend 10 years in isolation without reaping huge monetary benefits.

With that being said I got
Girl
Gym
Kitchen
Library
Phone
Sun
Medical care

I get to have sex with a gorgeous girl everyday for 10 years .. Keep her and myself in shape with the gym. Come out of the basement a master chef and brilliantly knowledgeable in whatever other subjects I desire . Finding a high paying job will be easy. I also get to play basketball whenever I want to . Doctors are self explanatory and the phone is so I can call people and tell them about my baller lifestyle and/ or during sex with a 10/10 hottie screaming. Yeah that's how I'd do it.

 

If only clutchfans was a choice. The internet is too expensive and I would need the girl. So I guess i would have to pass.

 

1. quite erotic...
2. steroids do some bad things to men...
3. handsome doc you say??? hmm...i guess i have a chance...

 

some folks on here have some interesting choices...wish there was a way to score the most common items so far...

 

Oh crap ... I change out phone for hygiene , I don't want to be messing with a stanky girl.

 

Let's add that too and be a pool shark! :grin:

 

18 - Girl
6 - Kitchen
4 - Library
3 - Hygiene
2 - Doctor
2 - Garden

The Library is too powerful. Can make own entertainment, learn how to do anything, make stuff from the garden, etc...

Torn between garden and sunlight, but I figure garden can provide some distraction and exercise.

No contact with the outside world though, so I'll likely be crazy if I get out, but less crazy with the girl.

I wonder if condoms come with medical care.

 

Guys forget hygiene. With the full kitchen and library you can make your own soap and organic toothpaste.

 

What would you use as a toothbrush?

 

I'm assuming hygiene has tools that you can't make such as comb, trimmer, toothbrush, floss, shaving tools, girly products, etc...

You can probably make some with a pinch like disinfectants with alcohol or plants.

There's also a jacuzzi.

 

Your fingers

It really is 2 pts for a jacuzzi. Because you can make the rest and I'm assuming the kitchen comes with detergent and stuff to keep it clean. That stuff is a goldmine.

 

I guess you'd make the stuff from kitchen tools like bottles, flasks, and tubes. I'm assuming learning curve, so it won't be easy or practical at first...like learning stuff in prison.

 

I only take five million but I take the up front stock market option.

Stock market - 7
Medical - 2
workout room - 5
Library - 4
full kitchen - 6
Television - 7
video games - 4

 

With people choosing the stock market option, might as well put some points in a gun if things fall flat.

 

Why do you need a doctor? Other than food poisoning, it's not like you are around others to catch a virus or cold. That's a waste of money and I'll roll the dice in that area. Eat right and exercise...you significantly diminish the chances of getting sick.

Full Kitchen
TV
Gym
Library
Cell
Hygiene
Skylight

No internet and no girl blows...but I can get by with this set up.

 

Suppose you tear a muscle while lifting, rupture an apendix, get an infection from clipping your toenails, have an accident in the kitchen or forget that youre not supposed to go ass to vag with your girl and she develops a pelvic inflammation. What then?

 

Anyone over 15 and under 27 has to pick the girl. I mean 10 of your best years wasted for money?

$10 million:
Girl - 18 points
Gym - 5 points (gotta stay sane and healthy for when it's over)
Kitchen - 6 points (gotta eat right and there will be lots of time to cook)
Pool Table - 1 point

$5 million (same as above, pool table removed) add:
Skylight - 2 points
Library and study - 4 points (i will need to read something)

You don't need a doctor with that since you can't catch anything from going out, you're eating healthy and cooking everything, can't drink/smoke or eat fast food. Just be careful in the gym.

 

I would take 9 million and bribe whoever is in charge of handing me the items 1 million to give me everything.

 

I am shocked by how many people are passing up on the girl!! Did everyone on Clutchfans turn gay or sterile?

 

Depends how old you are. If you're under 25 then yeah take the girl. If you're 30 and over, you know you dont want to spend a year dealing with an 18 year old. It's wisdom.