Back in 1994, I was almost hoping Ann Richards would win the gubernatorial race just to see if anyone would go with the "Richards Licks Bush" headline.
True story. A VP at our company was named Richard (nickname Dick) during one meeting another manager started complaining about Richard dominating a meeting "And all kinds of crap was just spouting out of Dick" I had to leave the room.....
We were working on troubleshooting a problem with database corruption at a customer site. We called the technician and said, "Yeah, we need you to go take a dump." Of course, a dump of the database. But it didn't stop there. Later on, we were reporting to exec. mgmt. about it and told our VP, "We asked Terri to take a dump for us." Good times.
Eventually. The first dump she took ended up missing from the USB drive we put it on. The second dump revealed the bugs.
well in construction everything requires wood. and the more wood one has the more he can erect. you will hear hand me your wood get off my wood thats alot of wood you got there you there lay that pipe next to his wood I mean i cant even think of half the juvanile things said on a job site my friends, mr kast and mr yeaman had a construction company called KY construction. so get ky on the wood and you will erect something ro bee seen when to I get off. when the wood is gone ...
Used to work in an office with a Windows NT server named "Roxanne". All the typical innuendos came up.... "Roxanne went down on us today, and now we're completely useless." -- droxford
Okay, this one may not count because it's already dirty before you subliminal-ize it, but here's a prank call I do occasionally... Call Random p*rn Store. Guy: Hello? Me: Um...yes, um...do you guys carry any...any 12 year old p*rn? Guy: Sir, underage p*rn's illegal, you are wrong for even asking me that, etc, etc... Me: What the hell is wrong with you buddy? Are you some kind of pervert; I mean what the heck is on your mind? I'm calling you asking for 12 year old p*rn and you automatically start thinking about p*rn with 12-year olds in it. I'm just looking for a specific Playboy from 1991, you know, 12 years ago. Geez. Sicko. Click. Hahahaha...hardy harr harr...
today i called for a cab and asked the operator this; "can you send it backdoor?" there was a silence and then a professional "excuse me?"
