[FRIDGE] Post what's in yours or just make fun of mine!

I'm tempted not to answer - just leave you guessing.

-- droxford

 

You'll should have seen my fridge a few weeks ago. I had a whole family of gnats living in there. I open up the door and their all chilling on the bottom of the door or bottom shelf. They were cold so they were like hirbernating in there. Then, they would come out of there to warm up and come back in the next time I open the frig. I don't know where they all came from exactly. I murdered them all. HAHAHA! I had to clean my fridge out good. Something spilled in the back bottom rack and became an icy sludge. I guess the gnats were feeding off of it. Sometimes I will buy a head of lettuce and never use it. Then, I will find it a few months later hidden somewhere. I've got quite a few open jars or salad dressings that were opened like ten years ago which I think I'm going to use some day but never, ever will. I don't dare to open them and peer inside. I'm notorious for letting vegetables or fruit spoil. Don't tell me none of you have ever had that happen? Come on...we've all that the lettuce that turned into a slushy brown meatball in juice. LOL

My frig is a lot healthier now. At least...for now. Hooohooohaha.

 

I've had a salad liquefy in a Tupperware once... a long time ago. I learned a lot about the anaerobic decay process. I would have thrown the whole thing out except that the container belonged to someone else.

 

Why bother drinking healthy soy milk if you're gulping down soda and condiments filled with preservatives?

Forget the apples and munch on some 10 cent ramen noodles that's been double fried in palm oil - or in the alternative just drink some mercury and call it a day.

 

Milk
Four Mickey's
Eggbeaters
Eggs
4 packets of HEB thin sliced lunch meat
Grape jelly
Pibb Extra
One Lonestar tallboy
Gallon of homemade iced tea
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray
Two heads of lettuce
Shredded carrots
Baby carrots
Ranch dressing
Horseradish spread
Jalepeno chili dip
The Laughing Cow swiss cheese spread
Sugar free strawberry Jello
One Michelob Lager longneck
Baking soda
Brita-filtered water

 

Make that three Mickey's.

 

Incorrect, sir! At the moment, the fridge in my room contains exactly ONE can of Dr. Pepper. Nothing else.

 

6 pack of Molson Canadian
2 bottles of smirnoff ice
4 cans of Monster energy drink.
2 cans of coke.
1 chocolate milk 2 go.
Some old macaroni that i should throw out.

 

Roommate put a root beer in the freezer. The door is covered with frozen brown sludge.

The fridge has:
boxes of takeout, age unknown
weeks old vegetables in the crisper
2 cups of yogurt, age unknown
6 cartons of near empty juice
1 jar of salsa
crate of eggs
liter bottles of soda
barbeque sauce
1 carton of soymilk
banana sauce
salad dressing
loaf of bread
1 carton of tofu
1 roll of ready made croissant roll
1 unopened can of pinapples
1 box of arm & hammer baking soda

Does the outside count? Another roommate dropped an egg in front, but didn't bother to clean it up. It looks like one of those plastic breakfast dishes with a rubbery texture.

 

Drink lots of Crown and Diet Coke. You'll blow through the two liter bottle in a day and a half.

 

LOL! rockHEAD you so craaazy.

ok, just the bare essentials.

Beer, soymilk to drink.
Sandwhich stuff
Salad stuff, lettuce, carrots, dressing
Half & half for coffee.
Rice pudding for snacks.
Eggs, butter for pancakes
Some beef for my awesome chalupas!

 

Oh I see the "DIET" coke makes up for the Crown, right??? hehe Take off your panties and move up to the regular stuff...

 

Thanks but I'd rather not imagine what you look like without pants on.

1 gallon 2% milk
2 Gallons OJ
2 liter of Faygo orange pop
6 cans of Coke
6 cans of Diet Coke
1/2 a spiral sliced ham
a head of lettuce
2 small bags of precut carrots
Celery
2 White onions
24 Budweiser long necks, (I knew there was a reason they put 2 crisper drawers in there).
6 Smirnof Ice
1 bottle Asti
6-7 packages of assorted shreaded cheese
Block of COlby
Block of Montery Jack
6 bottles of Bottled water
4 all natural low fat, low carb, Yogarts
4 6oz Delmonico steaks
about a lb of skinless hot dogs
1/2 lb of sliced turkey.
assorted condiments.

 

I mix with Diet too. Keeps the carbs down.

 

Since my diet consists of Lean Cuisine and Smart Ones frozen dinners pretty much exclusively, I couldn't care less about preservatives.

All I care about is calories in < calories expended.

 

Hmm...I see Harrisment is the only person with one of those p***y side-by-side fridges.

 

Hey now, I like the side by sides! I always had the other types when living in apartments, and I hated it. I'm 6'5 so it's a pain in the ass for me to crouch down everytime I want something out of the fridge.

 

Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man.

- Robert Louis Stevenson