Honestly, I think you should just go back to lurking because NOTHING you say will ever live up to the hype you have just surrounded yourself with by that epic first post. I'm sorry, but it's just not possible to live up to that kind of pressure every single post for the rest of your life. Oh, and just for good measure, I have given you some rep.
How long did it take for you to make this story up? I mean, beyond the initial "Eureka! I'll post that I saw a guy jerking it at work! They'll LOVE that on clutchfans!" The subtleties are what it's all about. That's what makes it all believable. Where you looked at the guy and exchanged nods. Where you saw him later and sparked up the water cooler chitchat.
Made up? Been here since 99 -- never started a thread to make an outrageous claim like this one. It feels like a dream.
