Friday afternoon story time with mlwoo. Retirement issue. (02/13/2009)

tl;dr

 

Well, at least mlwoo has his alts (the guys with 111 in their names).

 

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

 

I've got to say that this is the best story yet. Good ending anyway.

 

Damn it, I never got to punch him in the face. Oh well, if his his gay roomate would get off the soccer and let mlwoo play some NBA 2k9 for a change, then maybe I can get my kicks off of beating him.

 

No one calls THEMSELVES a "legend" on their own post and lives to talk about it. You wait, sit back, and do your thing so that OTHER peeps call you "LEGEND." WTF kind of crap is that, mr. woo?
And:

C'mon. Nobody caught that? C'mon, man, why'd you have to do that...

Now I'm doomed... DOOMED, I tells ya!

He ain't leaving. Promises, promises...

 

A legend in his own mind....

 

teach me to be cool, mlwoo...

too late

enjoy "real life", because none of us have one

if you are ever interested in an inner-loop drink, my friends and I would be happy to laugh at you

 

all of a sudden the job is blocking the site . . . hhmmmm maybe someone got a lil written warning

"Reading his stories was like clubbing a seal . . . . .. and things only got worse for MLWoo" -

Sincerely



Rocket River

 

This whole approach of his was like him seeing a menu of cool traits. Then turning to the 2K section and saying hmmm Smugness, Elitism, Dry Wit, I'll choose those. All the cool guys have that & makes them look "edgy" & irony yet on top.

Not that I'm an expert, just it came across all contrived and sometimes strained. Like Madonna trying to rap on one of her albums.

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thnks fr th mmrs

Ya douche..

 

whata poser

 

One of his last posts was in my disadvantages of being tall thread. It's good to know that when he was trolling he took the time to post in my thread.

I predict he will be back in 1 month under a different moniker. Only to reveal his true identity in an over the top thread 4 months later.

I generally enjoyed his posts though.

 

What?? mlwoo not spending his time at work trolling on the "nerdboard"?!??

 

Boom Roasted!

 

i got my girlfriend a nice bottle of perfume for valentine's day. what did you get yours?

 

"I got my girlfriend a nice bottle of perfume for valentine's day. what did you get yours?"

"A bottle of hand lotion"

"What's your girlfriend's name?"

"Rosey Palms. She has five sisters"

 

One thing I always wondered about was what is more pathetic:

1) Being a poster on a nerdboard.

2) Taking time and effort out of your day to post on a nerdboard for the sole reason of trolling and trying to make people mad.

?

 

I feel so special.