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Friday afternoon story time with mlwoo. Retirement issue. (02/13/2009)

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    There was this guy named mlwoo. He was reaaaal tite. He loved the Rockets. He started posting on a certain Rockets nerdboard when work was slow. He ended up posting a lot. He found it fun to get under everyone's skin.

    When work started picking up, he could not visit with his nerboard companions as much. He had to do stuff in the real world. Whenever he would come back to visit, he would find some fat guy complaining about how his girl is boning some other dude or some guy telling poems in italics. He didn't understand what had happened to a once fun place. Emotions were flying this way and that. Every day some new computer nerd would be crying about some girl or looking for support about something with their digifriends. It was getting really gay.

    Then, out of nowhere, mlwoo found out that he is switching to a new computer system at work and his favorite nerdboard is blocked. He at first was shocked. It had been such a big part of his life for a year and a half. He wrote a list of all the things he will miss along with some comments to some posters and made one final post on the nerboard that he would no longer be a part of:

    After he hit "submit new thread," he sighed. Was he really going to leave the nerdboard forever? Could he really stay away?

    He pondered these questions for a short time and announced "hell yeah I'm staying away! I have a real life! No way I'm going to be in a chat room with a bunch of fat nerds during my free time off work!"

    With that the immortal mlwoo road away into the sunset. Is he truly gone forever?? Only time, a new job, or a new internet filter will tell.

    Peace b****es.
     
    #1 mlwoo, Feb 13, 2009
  2. Invisible Fan

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    Your weekly stories suck more and more.
     
    #2 Invisible Fan, Feb 13, 2009
  3. peleincubus

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    makes me wonder what your like in real life because this seems like a very weird post to me.
     
    #3 peleincubus, Feb 13, 2009
  4. Austin70

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    You mean "weakly"? They weren't my favorite but overall he did post other than his stories were pretty good.
     
    #4 Austin70, Feb 13, 2009
  5. Nero

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    And to think that this is the very first time I have ever clicked on one of these threads.

    Oh, what I have been missing.

    And to think.. never again?

    I must ask my digifriends how I shall be able to carry on..
     
    #5 Nero, Feb 13, 2009
  6. rhadamanthus

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    #6 rhadamanthus, Feb 13, 2009
  7. No Worries

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    Get an iPhone (or Android) and the surf will always be up at work.
     
    #7 No Worries, Feb 13, 2009
  8. Royals Ego

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    in the famous words of AOL

    "goodbye, goodbye"
     
    #8 Royals Ego, Feb 13, 2009
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Dude, I love Cold Stone ice cream.
     
    #9 boomboom, Feb 13, 2009
  10. Medicine N Music

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    I actually laughed a few times from this post....good job.
     
    #10 Medicine N Music, Feb 13, 2009
  11. MadMax

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    #11 MadMax, Feb 13, 2009
  12. Oski2005

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    I put this guy on ignore almost immediately. What a coincidence that on the day he tries to pull the "memorable exit" move is the day I actually bothered reading his crap.
     
    #12 Oski2005, Feb 13, 2009
  13. crose

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    So long, Goatman!

    I wish you nothing but the worst, and that all your children come out looking like Carlos Boozer!
     
    #13 crose, Feb 13, 2009
  14. moestavern19

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    haha he called me fatty and he called fatty a guido.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Feb 13, 2009
  15. Surfguy

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    we got PUNK-ed by mlwoo. oh brother. :D

    enjoy your dumbass boring life, mlwoo.
     
    #15 Surfguy, Feb 13, 2009
  16. finalsbound

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    Meh, your schtick was never much better than Fatty's.

    au revoir!
     
    #16 finalsbound, Feb 13, 2009
  17. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    ^^^he does seem like a young fatty, they even have the same job
     
    #17 pgabriel, Feb 13, 2009
  18. YuTea

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    wlWHO?
     
    #18 YuTea, Feb 13, 2009
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Really?

    This dork goes through all of my posts, and tries to be me, and then writes dozens of tirades out on me when I call him on it? And I'm supposed to take him seriously? Sorry, but I have absolutely zero reason to even bother with this loser. Sorry I called you out, mlwoo. Go cry elsewhere.
     
    #19 Fatty FatBastard, Feb 13, 2009
  20. moestavern19

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    Fatty is much better because Fatty is an OG with staying power.

    I thought mlwoo was funny for a couple of months, starting out with the whole macalu meat thing, and then the whole "thats so prole" stuff. I guess I was mostly laughing at him though.

    after that he just turned into a giant douche, lost all his creativity and began randomly picking fights with people, and inevitably died out just like the rest of the attention whores.

    I've been here for all of them. They come and go, but I remain steadfast.

    I was touched that he mentioned me though, I truly must have got under his skin for him to go out of his way to give me a nice little shout-out... because I don't really remember ever really hating him.

    The hangout is cyclical, we'll go through periods of countless emotional threads and boring **** like "Hey I'm going to Yellowstone!" but there will always inevitably be another great thread that will appear and include a feeding-frenzy of EPIC FAIL pics, hot chicks, fart jokes, etc.
     
    #20 moestavern19, Feb 13, 2009
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