See what I mean? You have researched me quite a bit, down to knowing what my original moniker was. Kind of like an obsession. It's ok. You're learning, little one.
Kind of like when you made fun of a guy's dead friend? That wasn't for reaction? Keep thinking people look up to you when really they feel sorry for you.
Emulate you? You have taught me not to go down your sad, lonely path. You're a living version of "Scared Straight."
Fatty: You got SERVED, son! You're doing a poor job of 'being the bigger man' by posting these lame 'I'm mature' comments. Being the bigger man is walking away. So I say: Let the inner Fatty out!
Ugly Old Chicks Fat Chicks Dixie Chicken Sharting Asking someone who rear ended YOU NOT to call the Cops (I have no affiliation with Tech but) you are tossing that PROLE charge around pretty loosely for some of the crap you just admitted to. pffft, Aggie.
I said in the past that mlwoo's stories started out good, but have tailed off lately. This one was pretty good sorta. But the aftermath of the story was the best. WOW. 10-9 10-9 10-9 10-9 10-9 all going to mlwoo.
AWESOME! In Fat Arses defence: You're 24 hanging at the Chicken and your old frat house. In mwloo's defence: You are both a b*stard and fat. PLAY ON!
If nothing else, I expect a 2:30 AM comeback by Fatty...IMMEDIATELY followed by retorts by mlwoo, because he will be hanging around waiting for the comeback.
