Mmhmm. Imitation might very well be the sincerest form of flattery, but not when it is executed this poorly. Back to the kiddie pool with you.
I came into this thread expecting to get a long lame story - got it, check. What I did not expect to see was a flame war between Fatty and mlwoo. Now that made the whole "trip" worth it!
Try not to burn me so bad next time. I act like that maybe once every three months. I'm 24. You are 36. You do it every night. You are creepy. I just want you to know that. Get yourself some help, man. I don't want you to do something stupid. Just kidding. I don't care what you do.
I'm typically out only on Saturdays with my friends and Sundays for football. The rest of the time, I'm typically with my lady. Sometimes we share some wine. If that sounds creepy, I shudder to think what your definition of normal is.
BTW, people, I did write my original post semi-sarcastically. It sounded funny to me, and I like to humor myself.
ahh yes 2 d-bags doing the one up game a favorite past time in the bbs who's going to get the last word???
Uh huh. Sorry you got your panties in a wad over some constructive criticism from your hero. I'll learn next time that younguns need to be coddled from time to time. You're welcome.
These stories reminded me of not as interesting, not as funny Tucker Max stories. They had potential but fizzled in the end.
I forgot one thing. Your "girlfriend" is still boinking that other guy and she is not as into you as you are to her.
Dude. No... don't go for those cheap shots, you got better stuff than that... I promise you're still in the lead. I enjoyed the story. Didn't like you hittin' on a lady who is with her son, but you did it already... let us know how it turns out in Houston with the Cougar.
