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Friday afternoon story time with mlwoo (10/31/08)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Mmhmm. Imitation might very well be the sincerest form of flattery, but not when it is executed this poorly.

    Back to the kiddie pool with you.
     
  2. meggoleggo

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    I came into this thread expecting to get a long lame story - got it, check.

    What I did not expect to see was a flame war between Fatty and mlwoo. Now that made the whole "trip" worth it!
     
  3. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Try not to burn me so bad next time. I act like that maybe once every three months. I'm 24. You are 36. You do it every night. You are creepy. I just want you to know that. Get yourself some help, man. I don't want you to do something stupid.

    Just kidding. I don't care what you do.
     
  4. Royals Ego

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    may i take your bags, madam?
     
  5. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Yes an internet bar fight between Fatty and mlwoo...

    create distance and grab a chair
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm typically out only on Saturdays with my friends and Sundays for football. The rest of the time, I'm typically with my lady. Sometimes we share some wine.

    If that sounds creepy, I shudder to think what your definition of normal is.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Sounds like a typical weekend for an Aggie.
     
  8. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Are we getting defensive???
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    BTW, people, I did write my original post semi-sarcastically. It sounded funny to me, and I like to humor myself.
     
  10. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    That's it, back away from the conflict.
     
  11. v3.0

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    ahh yes 2 d-bags doing the one up game

    a favorite past time in the bbs

    who's going to get the last word???
     
  12. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    He is, I've said all he needs to hear.
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Uh huh. Sorry you got your panties in a wad over some constructive criticism from your hero.

    I'll learn next time that younguns need to be coddled from time to time.

    You're welcome.
     
  14. Royals Ego

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    These stories reminded me of not as interesting, not as funny Tucker Max stories. They had potential but fizzled in the end.
     
  16. justtxyank

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    Epic.
     
  17. mic

    mic Member

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    loool

    ClutchFans: the only thing getting me through this workday.
     
  18. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I forgot one thing. Your "girlfriend" is still boinking that other guy and she is not as into you as you are to her.
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    Dude. No... don't go for those cheap shots, you got better stuff than that... :p I promise you're still in the lead. I enjoyed the story. Didn't like you hittin' on a lady who is with her son, but you did it already... let us know how it turns out in Houston with the Cougar.
     
  20. swilkins

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    Wow

    This could definately get ugly.
     

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