mlwoo, One day you wandered on to Clutchfans and thought, "I think it would be hilarious if I can make myself out to be a half-wit and yank people's chains". You were actually doing a pretty good job, at first. You made a mistake though and decided somewhere along the way that you were going to throw in a serious commentary. You completely went against the original mlwoo design. Now when I read your posts/threads, I see someone that desperately needs attention to compensate for some sort of inadequacy. It's a shame too. It was quite entertaining. Next time, stick with the plan. Stay the course. After a few years when it reaches its peak, drop it on everyone and then ride off in the sunset never to return again. Something legendary. Then you can come back a few months later and see if anyone comments on the whereabouts of mlwoo. While you still have an ounce of dignity, put your horse to rest. She is lame.
See the problem with my horse is she has evolved. She used to be a hot young babe on the scene. All the other horses looked. Some were jealous, some were adoring, most were just confused. Like a really hot Sarah Silverman she was. Then she went through her teen years and joined the intellectual elitist group. She saw herself as better than the rest, something special. Quick to name call and condescend, her ego became larger than her. She tried to engage in intellectual conversation with the lower-class, but it was too daunting. She rode off for awhile. Occasionally staying on the outskirts, to see where her homeland is headed. She still stopped by the watering hole to check on her minions. When she moved back, she realized there is no point to name-calling just because she is the most beautiful, strong stallion this side of the H. She actually trotted with the prole for awhile. Learned how they lived and conversed with them. She knew she was the best, no need to tell the rest. Today she is much more calm. Some call her lame. Her evolution maybe is even considered hypocritical. She didn't stick to the plan. The problem is there was never a plan.
Sounds more like an identity crisis. If you ever want anyone to take you serious, this isn't the way to do it. Either way, have fun with it. It sounds like you do, at least. I laugh more at the people you rev up.
What if I don't care if people take me seriously? I have the real world for that. If you enjoy it, grab some popcorn and watch, no need to complain about it.
I'm not complaining. You're going to do whatever you want. You chop people down in your little quips to try and build yourself up. Am I wrong?
