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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Apr 13, 2010.

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  1. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    Johnny’s in the basement
    Mixing up the medicine
    I’m on the pavement
    Thinking about the government
    The man in the trench coat
    Badge out, laid off
    Says he’s got a bad cough
    Wants to get it paid off
    Look out kid
    It’s somethin’ you did
    God knows when
    But you’re doin’ it again
    You better duck down the alley way
    Lookin’ for a new friend
    The man in the coon-skin cap
    By the big pen
    Wants eleven dollar bills
    You only got ten

    Maggie comes fleet foot
    Face full of black soot
    Talkin’ that the heat put
    Plants in the bed but
    The phone’s tapped anyway
    Maggie says that many say
    They must bust in early May
    Orders from the D.A.
    Look out kid
    Don’t matter what you did
    Walk on your tiptoes
    Don’t try “No-Doz”
    Better stay away from those
    That carry around a fire hose
    Keep a clean nose
    Watch the plain clothes
    You don’t need a weatherman
    To know which way the wind blows

    Get sick, get well
    Hang around a ink well
    Ring bell, hard to tell
    If anything is goin’ to sell
    Try hard, get barred
    Get back, write braille
    Get jailed, jump bail
    Join the army, if you fail
    Look out kid
    You’re gonna get hit
    But users, cheaters
    Six-time losers
    Hang around the theaters
    Girl by the whirlpool
    Lookin’ for a new fool
    Don’t follow leaders
    Watch the parkin’ meters

    Ah get born, keep warm
    Short pants, romance, learn to dance
    Get dressed, get blessed
    Try to be a success
    Please her, please him, buy gifts
    Don’t steal, don’t lift
    Twenty years of schoolin’
    And they put you on the day shift
    Look out kid
    They keep it all hid
    Better jump down a manhole
    Light yourself a candle
    Don’t wear sandals
    Try to avoid the scandals
    Don’t wanna be a bum
    You better chew gum
    The pump don’t work
    ’Cause the vandals took the handles

    Bob Dylan 1965
     
  2. burnin up

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    couldn't find the embedding code but when you said scatting it reminded me of this!

    Scatting

    Just a youtube video
     
  3. Codman

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    The reality of budget cuts is a bunch of crap,
    They would rather have the unemployed masked behind screens trying to rap,
    the bandwidth is wasted, so homeboy just face it, and let DD try to displace it,
    you're married to the money scam before you even get to taste it.
    My advice to you is to invest what you have, because sooner or later your girl's gonna be paying the bills from the corner of Park and 7th Ave.

    FAIL!.


    :p
     
  4. Obito

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    I’m in the dictionary boy look up success
    im talking bout the word that comes after next
    and i use my reflex to dodge that word
    hatin on me? yea i dodged dat verb
    im making right turns, yea i made dat curve
    too much haters but they know i kick em to the curb
    wen they gone learn ?
    they can keep hating but fame im gonna earn
    im on fire, i'm giving out 3rd degree burns
    spotlight off of them cuz rite now its my turn
    u know they say go hard or go home
    and this is a freestyle so it coming of the dome
    always timed in so forever in the zone.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    <img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNzEyNzY4OTU4NjgmcHQ9MTI3MTI3NjkwMDQ1NyZwPTE5NjQyMSZkPWNvbXBfQ29tcCZnPTImbz*2M2NmMGY5MDg1/NzE*OWM2OTRmZmYwMWY2Y2FmYzIzYSZvZj*w.gif" /><object width="440" height="382"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"/><param name="movie" value="http://pantherswf.ibeatyou.com/flash/compPlayerEmbed21.swf?entryID=281163&compID=25869&root=www.ibeatyou.com&mediaRoot=http://pantherswf.ibeatyou.com&confId=Embed21" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://pantherswf.ibeatyou.com/flash/compPlayerEmbed21.swf?entryID=281163&compID=25869&root=www.ibeatyou.com&mediaRoot=http://pantherswf.ibeatyou.com&confId=Embed21" width="440" height="382" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" bgcolor="#000000" wmode="transparent"></embed></object>

    :grin:
     
  6. MoBalls

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    Please take a photo because you sound like a Joto.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    LOL. Nice Rhymin' and Stealin'... :p Here's a photo of you:
    [​IMG]
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
    I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
    In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
    You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
    For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
     
  9. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Me levanté en el mediodía
    Pensé que tendría que estar en Compton ya
    Tengo que embriagarme antes que comienze el día
    Antes que mi 'amá me reniegue de mis amigos
    Al irme casi me vuelvo ciego
    Jóvenes negros en mi casa tirando señas
    Fui a mi casa a traer el recargo
    Con mi MAC diez en el lado de mi cadera
    Salí afuera y apunté mi arma
    Tal como pensé, los tontos caminaban
    Salté en mi 'cuatro le pisé fuerte al jugo
    Le di al del frente y uno de un lado y el otro
    Después deje tocar el Alpine
    Sonaba la nueva mierda de NWA
    Era "Gangsta Gangsta" en la cima de la lista
    Luego toqué mi propia mierda y se oyó algo asi:

    Rolando en la calle en mi seis-cuatro
    Jugando con las p*tas, cacheteando las viejas
    Fui al parque a ver que pasaba
    Unos malvivientes estaban tirando canasta
    Un carro llega, ¿quién puede ser?
    Un fresco El Camino adentro Quilo Yi
    El baja la ventana y comienza a decir:
    Ya está que hacemos el Robo del Auto

    Porque Los chavos del Barrio son siempre duros
    Ven hablando esa basura, te sacarán tu tarjeta
    Sabiendo nada en la vida, más que ser legítimos
    No me cotizes, muchacho, que no he dicho mierda

    :eek: (more verses upon request)
     
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  10. digitalbreach

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    "all the things she said
    All the things she said
    Running through my head
    Running through my head"

    >.<
     
  11. Rashmon

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    Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high, DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind, Flash is fast, Flash is cool, Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do, And you don't stop, sure shot, Go out to the parking lot, And you get in your car and you drive real far, And you drive all night and then you see a light, And it comes right down and lands on the ground, And out comes a man from Mars, And you try to run but he's got a gun, And he shoots you dead and he eats your head, And then you're in the man from Mars, You go out at night, eatin' cars, You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercuries and Subarus, And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars, Then, when there's no more cars, You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet, Face to face, dance cheek to cheek, One to one, man to man, Dance toe to toe, Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars, Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars, Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall, He's gonna eat 'em all, Rapture, be pure, Take a tour, through the sewer, Don't strain your brain, paint a train, You'll be singin' in the rain, I said don't stop, do punk rock
     
  12. Hmm

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    An Effervescing Elephant
    with tiny eyes and great big trunk
    once whispered to the tiny ear
    the ear of one inferior
    that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!
    because the tiger would roam.
    The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
    and every time I hear a growl
    I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
    and I'll be really safe, you know
    the elephant he told me so."
    Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
    and the message was spread
    to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
    who wallowed in the mud and chewed
    his spicy hippo-plankton food
    and tended to ignore the word
    preferring to survey a herd
    of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
    And all the jungle took fright,
    and ran around for all the day and the night
    but all in vain, because, you see,
    the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
    You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
    I'd much prefer something to chew
    and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
    He ate the Elephant


    werd to ya mutha...
     
  13. Luckkky

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    im freestyling where after im done you'll be rewinding, listening like damn this **** is hot, listen again and be like damn this **** is Pac, but im far from dead, far from being dim, high in the sky, shining so I guess im a star instead, stacking up bread while yall dudes wishing for my down fall, but somehow I keep poppping up out the hole like a groud hog, taking over your throne and make you faggots take your crown off, damn, I swear to god i go hard, after I pass away they gon put my **** on the shelf next to mozart, or maybe even the holy bible, the boy jump on every track and own that **** like I hold the title
     
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