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[Freestyling Battle] Who wants to battle?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
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    night and tight...then you go on later to rhyme thumb and dumb, followed by knicks and bricks... what a wordsmith
     
  2. DrLudicrous

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    You're rhymes are sissy.
     
  3. dachuda86

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    The words in yo mouths fall out like Landry's teeth,
    after my elbows blow you down to my feet.
    Get that stuff outa' here cause I don't want to read it,
    you can't stop any of this with that grade A bullsh*
    my rhymes go smooth like Tracy McGrady
    before people said he was Fakey McLazy.
    Now er'body wishes they could get my hoes,
    including Stevie Franchise who be pickin' his nose.
    I'm takin' bets faster than that boy dribblin' brooks,
    cause no one can best this sh* and my good looks.
     
  4. Salvy

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    ^^^^
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Rox_fan_here

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    So far you got my vote
     
  6. Shaud

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    <object width="384" height="313"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6H0i1RAdHk&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6H0i1RAdHk&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="384" height="313" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
     
  7. moestavern19

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  8. BEAT LA

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    My rhyme is not a scheme
    I don't have a fake (Rockets) theme
    Stop tryin'a act cool
    You sound like a fool
    If I rap about peace, love, and things that means something
    You tune into sex, drugs, and alcohol.
    They say sex sells, but who the **** are they to tell me what to buy
    Rapping on the internet is the furthest you can get
     
  9. OGKashMoney

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    This is always funny:

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  10. BmwM3

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    Out of all the ones posted. This is probably the funniest one.
     
  11. fmp087

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. dachuda86

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    The tricks in yo sleeve be nuffin'
    and you sit there all day bluffin'
    actin' like you know
    as if you got show
    my reason is my rhyme as my rhyme is reason
    just like the NBA got 82 games a season
    yeah I got a Rockets theme
    cause this site is about my team
    it's clutchfans.net, and yeah you can bet,
    that suckas on here are lovin' it yet.
     
  13. moestavern19

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  14. kikimama

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  15. Bojangles

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    Rofl, what a dumbass.
     
  16. Jontro

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    Freestyle? Hol' up!

    lemme get on rhymezone.com

    beeeeeeech!
     
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    This has gone on all day,

    You know how I know you are gay?

    DD
     
  18. droxford

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    Bring Calvin back
    'cause Bull is Whack
    Murphy had the best vernacular
    Spectacular
    Got a haircut just like Dracula

    [​IMG]
     
  19. dachuda86

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    lol alright that's awesome... the announcer rap
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    My name is RedRedemption
    but you can call me big papi for short
    I run this town just like Jay-Z does for New York
    I nail threes just like Brooks does on the court
    I'm a high efficiency poster on this board
    I kill so many threads that they recognize me at the morgue
    You're a low efficiency poster just like DD
    Maybe one day you can aspire to be like me
    But until then go crawl back into your hole
    and let Mayzar admire the gay club stripper pole

    Word up dawg. :grin:
     

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