[FOX Sports] Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ

Pay up your airne$$! You're reign of terror is no longer and now we're all moving in to get a piece of what's left of it, the bloodmoney.

 

Well, he looks more like an ugly short cousin of MJ who plays like Jordan did back when he could'nt make it onto varsity way back in high school.


How about we all sue MJ in a class action suit because we really believed that we could "Be Like Mike" just like in that commercial in the early 90s. I'm still recovering from the mental anguish and deserve a few million for it. Yeah, and how about those of us who got mugged for our new Air Jordans. Wow, Jordan is responsible for so much of society's problems. Who knows how many lives MJ has ruined. Let's sue like crazy.

 

The funny thing is that while both of your proposed law suits are intended to be jokes, they actually make far more sense than the actual lawsuit being filed against him.

 

My time is priceless to me, and this guy has wasted several minutes of it by reading his pathetic argument. I think I'm entitled a few mill myself. Time can never be returned.