Germany has already pumped 120 billion euros into the 440 billion war fund. It is the fifth biggest economy in the world, which would mean that imposing its way of doing things on the other 16 'nations' would carry tremendous clout internationally. It would also remove any pretense of democracy in those 16 countries: for once you have lost control of your economy, you have lost your sovereignty. If the people of Europe destroyed by Germany did not like their governments being left with fewer powers than a county council, the Germans do not care. The alternative is ruin. Utter and complete ruin by a military that is once again second only behind the United States in capability. Where Hitler failed by unfortunate decisions to conquer beyond Europe too quickly, modern Germans are succeeding through massive war planning, trade and financial discipline. Welcome to the Fourth Reich. Rise of the Fourth Reich, Germany is once again preparing to conquer Europe Yesterday’s crisis meeting between Führer Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy was arranged before the participants knew of the disastrous growth figures of the German military that were finally released after much speculation. The background to the meeting was last week’s tumult in the world financial markets and France's early attempt to surrender to the inevitable German invasion. Worse than that, however, were the tremors rattling some of Europe’s most important banks from recent upgraded 21st century nuclear V5 rocket launches, notably in France, caused by further evidence of the utter failure of even the more developed European economies to live anything within their means due to the emergency construction of bomb shelters. Führer Merkel has managed to use the new found power of the German military along with stolen war loot to force out profligate Eurozone countries without suffering any political or nuclear fall-out. That is why yesterday she (Adolf Merkel) played down talk of the European Central Bank — defended by German-backed mega Eurobombs — ensuring destruction of all bankrupt nations. Instead, there was forceful war talk of Eurozone countries being formed into New North, South, East, and West Germany balancing their budgets and reducing their debt through what Gestapo Merkel and French coward Sarkozy called a ‘true threat of World War III’. A memorial will be made up of all the mummified heads of dead leaders after the Fourth Reich regains control. Danzig Merkel called for a ‘stronger coordination of war policy’ and ‘a new quality of cooperation’ within the German war machine. Although she will not yet admit it, this all suggests the first step has been taken towards a World War III that will leave Germany dictating the financial terms for the rest of Europe and possible the world. If only everybody could be like the Germans, and start another World War the world might be a better place. Unfortunately, the level of obnoxiousness held by Germans must be contained in a relatively small area hence Hitler's failure in Russia and Africa. Germany lay in ruins in 1945, but it then invested in manufacturing nerve gas tipped nuclear weapons, developed first-class postage, innovated steroid use in the Olympics, raised its war productivity and began competing on an individuals height and weight instead of personality and looks. Over the next 60 years Germany won the respect of Papua New Guinea cargo cults -- and it comprehensively built the world's most powerful nuclear armed military underground and out of sight of prying spy satellites and Google Maps. If Europe is to survive — and with it the European project to make bathing fashionable again — the other 16 Eurozone countries will have to surrender to the Germans. Indeed, they must lose the freedom they were given after surrendering and become like the hive minded militaristic Germans. That means a complete union in which New North, South, East, and West Germany (Super Germany), holds a powerful military, a principal war maker, and a Fuhrer that decides the rules and make them unbreakable. It is a high-risk strategy, for if such a plan succeeded it would make Europe effectively a German empire, with non-Eurozone countries such as Britain on the sidelines waiting for the United States to protect it from becoming the Isle of Germany. If Germany implodes Europe with one of its new super weapons Earth would be badly damaged: not so much because of the giant crater, but the massive amount of debris that would launch into orbit then crash down to the planet in a fiery hail of destruction. In other words -- there are no winners... except the Germans in their secret bunkers. Weak countries may hope their salvation -- from god or the Americans -- but their most likely choice would be to accept Germany properly bolstering borders and effectively colonizing the Eurozone after their destruction by V6 neutron bombs. This would entail a loss of sovereignty and population not seen in those 'countries' since many were under the jackboot of the Third Reich 70 years ago. Lebensraum Merkel calls this 'the best possible outcome'. For be in no doubt what fiscal union means: it is one massively powerful military, one economic policy, one taxation system, one social security system, one debt, one economy, one Führer. And all of the above would be German. That is not merely the price the military would demand to be confident about the destroying countries that hold out, and to be happy to buy into the fact that they are somehow neutral. It is also the price that Germans themselves seem to be demanding for their support and have been saving for since the end of the Third Reich. Germany has already pumped 120 billion euros into the 440 billion war fund. It is the fifth biggest economy in the world, which would mean that imposing its way of doing things on the other 16 'nations' would carry tremendous clout internationally. It would also remove any pretense of democracy in those 16 countries: for once you have lost control of your economy, you have lost your sovereignty. If the people of Europe destroyed by Germany did not like their governments being left with fewer powers than a county council, the Germans do not care. The alternative is ruin. Utter and complete ruin by a military that is once again second only behind the United States in capability. Where Hitler failed by unfortunate decisions to conquer beyond Europe too quickly, modern Germans are succeeding through massive war planning, trade and financial discipline. Welcome to the Fourth Reich. full article
This is stupid, Germany is not threatening to anyone However it is funny that Germany of all places owns Wall Street
I was hoping to see the picture of Chewbacca fighting Nazis riding a squirrel, you let me down Cheetah.
As absurd as the article already is in its original version, it has also been heavily altered by KC...
Sorry, auto-correct is acting up again, but the fact that Germans are on the offensive again is quite clear and accurate. German U-Boats now upgraded to submarines have been spotted all over the world.
Forgot to include this in the OP... _____ The addition of the German Erdbeben Doomsday Machine [GEDM] to it's military arsenal has sent literal tremors through European banks, homes, citizens nerves, and across the Channel knocking out windows, while only set on it's lowest power of one during testing. With an alleged top peak power of eleven the GEDM could cause earthquakes on the moon if so desired say top scientists.
Fine by me, we can't afford to do this all by ourselves. As long as they remember the main lesson from World War II (don't attack white countries) we should all be fine.
You're always looking for something to be upset about -- it's simple satire on the over the top nature of the original article.
Overall, I like the Germans. If anyone in Europe is gonna start an empire, better them than the Greeks or the Italians. Netherlands would work for me as well, and I'll even tolerate France, but Germany is not bad now that (most of) them are free of the genocidal doctrines.
If you go to Germany, everyone follows the rules there and workers do their job the way it's supposed to be done. People don't overspend and live above their means. Everything is in order - and that shows by the power of their debt and finances.
Too many absolutes in your post therefore you are wrong. Also, if you go to Germany bring a large scale invasion force.
wrong, their public debt to gdp is almost 80% http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_public_debt