Former Rocket Sam Cassell: Still No Respect from YOU!

tinman · Jul 26, 2004

Originally posted by aghast
The Subway on the corner leaves its cheese slices out on the counter all day, and the night manager has open sores and doesn’t wear gloves. Why do I still eat there morning, noon and night? I’m not trying to lose weight; it’s because I want to be a Super Sub one day too. If it’s good enough for the Rockets’ Sam Cassell, it’s good enough for me. Why is the cup in my left hand full of 1/3 Gatorade, 1/3 Mountian Dew Red Zone Mist, and 1/3 vodka? Simple. Yao & T-Mac, baby, Yao & T-Mac, and ‘cause that Code Red Zone stuff tastes awful by itself.

See, I’m glad tinman has made this distinction; I’ve lurked here long enough, and I’m tired of seeing him being picked on. I, too, am a REAL ROCKETS FAN. Know what that means? I’m a Rockets fan #1. I like the Rockets, and know that, even when they don’t make the playoffs, they’re the BEST team in basketball. Forget Sam I Am for a minute. You probably think MJ was the greatest basketball player ever. Wrong. It’s Chris Jent. Why? Maybe ‘cause he played for the ROCKETS? Who was the best player ever again? Easy: Serge Zwikker. Why? Cause he was on the HOUSTON ROCKETS. That’s why.

Nobody answered my post above, nobody explained why a true fan like tinman gets no respect, just said that he = me. If you mean that we’re the first among equal REAL ROCKETS FANS, then you’re absolutely correct. How would I expect a poster like Drexlerfan, who's been nitpicking about stats and last year vs. the year before that, to understand this? REAL ROCKETS FANS are eternal, and know the ROCKETS themselves are eternal: I bleed Red, then pinstriped Blue, then Red again. Whereas he is a DOF, not even a ROCKETS fan. And he’s only the twenty-second best Drexler fan on this website even, not a Rockets fan #1 like myself, and, obviously, tinman here.

REAL ROCKETS FANS should stand up and be counted.
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Did I mention I saw Otis Thorpe at the Mc Donald's drive through in La Grange? I yelled out "HEY OT!", and he gave me a thumbs up!

TRUE!

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