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Forget Earth, Wind and Fire

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by blathersby, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. blathersby

    blathersby Contributing Member

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    The Rockets now have
    COOKIE, CRACKER, & WAFER

    Cookie - Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo is the Cookie Monster, and he takes a real BITE out of opposing slashers.
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    Cracker - Brent Barry free of injuries stretches the D. He can go lights out... and provide a crack to drive through.
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    Wafer - Von Wafer can penetrate. He can finish. He can shoot. How the hell did no other team pick him up? And do any of y'all REALLY miss D.J. Strawberry and Mike Harris now?
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  2. tmac2k8

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    I thought you meant Brent Barry bc he is a cracka azz cracka
     
  3. blathersby

    blathersby Contributing Member

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    Yeah... it comes from Craig Ackerman saying, "He's not a cookie. He's not a cracker. He's VON WAFER," when Wafer hit that 3 against Boston. Cookie and Wafer were easy.. Cracker was not. So, as a pasty white guy myself, I chose the OTHER pasty white guy.

    What?
     
  4. BasketballReasons

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    Please lets find a good nick for Wafer. Something DOMINANT!
     
  5. theogcasey

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    THIS RACISM IS KILLING ME!
     
  6. geekSnake

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    waffle? for the sake of cookie and crackers :p and big mac
     
  7. blathersby

    blathersby Contributing Member

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    Yeah, I'm a self-hating whitey.
    johnkolenda.com <- me
     
  8. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Contributing Member

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    yeah something like this will never make the airwaves of course

    i do find it clever but I am sure no one outside of message boards will call Deke Cookie Monster and I dont even want to touch the barry nick name

    but nice try
     
  9. AggieDentist

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    wow, this isn't racist at all.
     
  10. pppbigppp

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    NOT Rafer?
     
  11. Dave_78

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    Indeed.

    http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o70/dc_buckley/*****rFamily.jpg
     
  12. SuperMarioBro

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    Yeah, I still miss Harris a liiittle bit, heh.
     
  13. Tha TC

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    N-I-G-G-A-R its the *****r family!
     
  14. blathersby

    blathersby Contributing Member

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    Of course not. I just found it funny.

    lol. Lighten up, man!
     

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