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For the right: a stratification of liberal posters in the D&D, courtesy of bigtexxx

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by bigtexxx, Jul 31, 2012.

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  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    In an effort to provide a primer to the right-leaning posters of the D&D, I've created the below guide to our liberal posters. This is not meant to be insulting to any left-leaning poster – that's not my point. I've tried to objectively classify each of the more frequent posters of the left, in an effort to assist the right leaning posters to recognize bias, contextual clues and trends in the liberals' posts.

    Type 1: The Streisands. Extreme left-wing – their ideas are so far out there that they teeter on the edge of socialism or worse. They're waaaaaay out there – the far left of the left. Among their typical targets: successful people, Christians, those with strong moral codes. Strong underlying anger factor, leading to periodic fits and outbursts.
    • Batman Jones
    • FranchiseBlade
    • Carl Herrera
    • thadeus
    • glynch

    Type 2: The Vesuvius liberals. "Blinded by hate and bias" – likely suffered a traumatic event in the past to the point that their frustration and even hatred are close to reaching a boiling point. They could literally crack at any moment, and they have a history of cracking in the D&D.
    • GladiatoRowdy
    • Sweet Lou 4 2
    • Deckard (also specializes in ensuring everybody knows how old he is by trying to bring up something that happened 30-40 years ago)

    Type 3: The dog pile. "Pure-play pilers-on" -- Limited critical thinking, limited original thought. Likely younger or inexperienced posters. These are the "liberal pile-on specialists" who come in after the fact and snipe, without offering a well though-out point of view. Insults are common among this bunch, also.
    • mcmark
    • RedRedemption
    • Zboy
    • QdoubleA
    • Rocketman95
    • Qball
    • vlaurelio
    • Air Langhi
    • moestavern19

    Type 4: The White Knights. Racism "white knights", that is – guys who go out of their way to ensure nobody thinks they're racist, to the point that they slander and try to villain-ize non-racist posters who question Obama or Trayvon, as an example.
    • Across110thstreet
    • CometsWin

    Type 5: The Quanells. African-American-only fans – they limit most of their posts to biased offerings that support African American positions
    • Lil Pun
    • Codman
    • Javal_lon
    • Kwame
    • plutoblue11
    • amaru
    • joliver325
    • sjackson0
    • krosfyah
    • T.Mcgrady
    • dwil8686
    • da1
    • Rocket River
    • Pgabriel (although he's more balanced than the rest of this lot)

    Type 6: The Allahu Akbars. Muslim-issue-only fans – these guys are the defenders of all things Islam, and mostly only show up in Muslim related threads
    • Adeelsiddiqui
    • Mathloom
    • Baqui99
    • BrownBeast99
    • Hydhypedplaya
    • NMS_is_the_Best
    • trustme
    • stthomsfinest
    • vaids13

    Type 7: The Moo Goo Gai Pans. Asian-issue-only fans. They'll frequently insert gratuitous references about China or something else from Asia
    • Pirc1
    • Rocketsjudoka

    Type 8: Bernanke's jockstrap (BJs) . Central bank interns whose sole objective is to try to inject something they learned about the central bank of some second tier country into each post
    • Northside Storm

    Type 9: The Jerry Lewis's. Posters who have "given up" and now simply post "the absurd"
    • SamFisher
    • KingCheetah
     
    #1 bigtexxx, Jul 31, 2012
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  2. Northside Storm

    Northside Storm Contributing Member

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    uh

    This completely violates every line of internet dorkdom I know of.

    ...But I'm glad you put me in my own tier. Thanks, bro!
     
    #2 Northside Storm, Jul 31, 2012
  3. Northside Storm

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    When you personally insult people, you lose.

    When you start making lists of internet "villains", I think you lose so hard, you might actually win? dunno.
     
    #3 Northside Storm, Jul 31, 2012
  4. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    Mods, can we sticky this thread?
     
    #4 El_Conquistador, Jul 31, 2012
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  5. GladiatoRowdy

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    *snicker*
     
    #5 GladiatoRowdy, Jul 31, 2012
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    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    It sounds an awful lot like they dominate your thoughts and control your emotions.
     
    #6 DonnyMost, Jul 31, 2012
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    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Ya think?
     
    #7 Rocketman95, Jul 31, 2012
  8. Northside Storm

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    I'm personally referring to it every third time texxx mentions...anything.

    Very nixonite of him. The passive-aggressive side is delicious. You can feel the anger. This thread is too precious to be lost.

    Also, texxx, seeing as you have the time to be making these lists, refer back to your economics thread. Still awaiting a response. TIA.
     
    #8 Northside Storm, Jul 31, 2012
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    I'm going to be the bigger man here and not respond in kind.
     
    #9 KingCheetah, Jul 31, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Baqui99, Jul 31, 2012
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    You forgot Poland.
     
    #11 Rashmon, Jul 31, 2012
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    #12 mc mark, Jul 31, 2012
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    Schindler, Nixon, texxx.

    The cycle continues.
     
    #13 moestavern19, Jul 31, 2012
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    and what exactly are you posting? English?
     
    #14 RocketRaccoon, Jul 31, 2012
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    How long did it take you to put this together? You must live in D&D several hours a day.
     
    #15 A_3PO, Jul 31, 2012
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    Of course it is DITTOED by his fellow WHITE ONLY FAN: Trader_Jorge

    Rocket River
    This is quite the LOL LIST
     
    #16 Rocket River, Jul 31, 2012
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    I find it troubling that we now know bigtexxx racially categorizes posters.

    Guess he's more of a racist than we thought.

    I for one am SHOCKED
     
    #17 moestavern19, Jul 31, 2012
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    Where is the list of people that pussified you?
     
    #18 Dubious, Jul 31, 2012
  19. bigtexxx

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    pretty funny that I clearly labeled this thread "for the right", yet the bulk of the responses are from the left. *snicker* I wasn't asking for your input, brahs.

    I will go back and edit the original post -- of course I forgot to include glynch in the "Type 1 liberals: Extreme left wing". He's perhaps the king of the Type 1ers
     
    #19 bigtexxx, Jul 31, 2012
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Reporting for duty!
     
    #20 B-Bob, Jul 31, 2012
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