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[for the dudes] Have you ever been with a crazy woman?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Austin70

    Austin70 Member

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    Wayne Campbell?
     
  2. the futants

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    Yes. Twice. They both had red hair (Gingers, not Daywalkers).
     
  3. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    This one has red hair too...dun dun dun.
     
  4. the futants

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    I'm shocked... :rolleyes:

    Ginger or Daywalker?
     
  5. Lady_Di

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    :eek:

    Whoa.

    Sorry, as much I would like to contribute to this thread...however, i do have a share of crazy men. :D
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    Perfect opportunity for me to post:

    This is for men, so that they can avoid “problems”

    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    :D
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    yeah she was fun.... :rolleyes: Some how we were together from junior year in HS until I graduated from college
     
  8. Hmm

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    every girl/woman I've ever been with has suffered from some sort of mental and/or emotional imbalance and/or has been flaky..

    and it looks as if this will remain the case.. as the average girl/woman bores me..
     
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    Ah, that was the one I used yesterday. But since i've got my craziness under control it didn't end with "Nothing" or "Whatever"
     
  10. rrj_gamz

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    FACT...I don't know what it is, but crazy b*tches are awesome...

    Now, to answer your question, it depends...Do you want a long-term thing or do you just want to have fun...If its the former, RUN...I doesn't matter how good she is in bed, she's nucking futs...
     
  11. Lady_Di

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    careful for you guys who want girls who are crazy but good in bed, they could just end up killing you if you **** her over!
     
  12. percicles

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    Ahhh yes... Latin women. Gotta love them.
     
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    This thread is useless without pics.

    It had to be said.
     
  14. oomp

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    several.
     
  15. codell

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    Here is a pic of the girl Apollo is dating:

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    Looks crazy to me.
     
  16. Kyakko

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    I've been kinda lucky. All my women in the pass were reasonably sane. I did have had a fling with a girl who did heroin. It lasted a month and the sex was good.
     
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    Is she a Scorpio? Those women are insane but can f**k like you wouldn't believe.
     
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    If she's that crazy, she's probably reading this right now. Reveal yourself!! :mad:
     
  19. Drexlerfan22

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    Ehhh... my ex-fiancee was completely bats**t crazy, but really... kinda terrible in bed. But then maybe that's because she was a lesbian in denial.

    ...but on a different note, I'm finding the stereotype that redheads are great in the sack to be quite true. Even when they're as low-drama as can be outside the bedroom.
     
  20. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I had a girlfriend who was so crazy she jumped out of my Jeep at 35 mph.

    The sex was great with her though!!!!
     

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