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[for the dudes] Have you ever been with a crazy woman?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    I just realized the girl I'm dating might be insane. My first clue should've been when, after 3 dates, she pressured me into being her boyfriend by pestering me until it seemed easier to give in. Every time we hang out it's awesome...but between those times I get insane text messages regarding her imminent death, babies, marriage, drugs, the whole shebang...she's really good in bed. :(

    So, my question is, have you been in a relationship with a crazy, and if so, how badly did it blow up in your face?

    (Oh P.S. this girl is the high school best friend of my current best friend)
     
  2. SwoLy-D

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    Perfect opportunity for me to post:

    Fellas, have you ever had the experience of a woman yelling another man’s name out in the height of passion? Well, this woman was yelling out names of men who have never ever lived. Fantasy names.

    She’s like, “oh yeah. Give it, to me, Chewbacca. Work it, Spider-man. Oh. Oh, not in my eye, Papa Smurf.”

    And I’m thinking, “is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? Or is she just looking at my sheets?”

    Sex is not that important. Y’know what’s really important? That afterwards part. We’re you’re both naked, and it’s warm, and you watch the sun come up through the windsheild. You look in her eye. You look in her good eye, and you help strap on her leg. And you know... you've f*ked a pirate. - :D
     
  3. Dennis2112

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    Typical for a crazy women who drives you absolutely nuts would be good in bed.

    I have found that there is a direct corelation between how good a woman is in bed and how freakin nuts and high maintenance she is.


    Oh I know there are exceptions but in general it is correct..at least in my experience.
     
  4. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    I think all women to a certain degree are crazy.
     
  5. chow_yun_fat

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    that's true....but i think most guys are a little coo coo too.
     
  6. rhadamanthus

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    This thread has a plethora of amazing tales of wacky chicks.
     
  7. Jeff

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    This has been true in my experience as well.

    I've heard there is an equation for both genders:

    Brains + Looks + Sanity = A Constant
     
  8. The_Yoyo

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    you may have well have asked if we have breathed in the last hour.


    i think every guy has had their share of crazy girl stories or at least one. maybe its the girl, maybe its the way she reacts to you only

    every girl has a bit of crazy in them, heck every guy does too

    its just that the girl crazy is a lot easier to spot and identify
     
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    QFT!




    Disclaimer: This statement, thread, post or reference to insanity or basic craziness and my connection to said statment, thread, post or reference may never be used in a United States court of law.
     
  10. Apollo Creed

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    ...without express written consent of Major League Baseball.
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    Ironically, started by a <s>crazy</s> woman. :eek:

    I kid, no_answer! I kid! :D
     
  12. xcharged

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    call me old fashion (another way of saying unlucky)

    but no one's brought up that after 3 dates
    he already knows she's good in bed.
     
  13. Blake

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    I dated two different girls that turned out to be nuts. Both very hot and amazing in the sack but it wasn't worth it. One tried to kill herself twice when I broke up with her. The other used to come into my house through the back door (lived with two other roommates) and would sneak into my room and wait on my when I got home from the bars

    Not worth it. Get out while you still can
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    Saddly yes. :(

    On the flip side I'm sure some of the women I've dated have said they've been with a crazy guy.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Yeah, I'll.....






    I can't do it. It's just too easy.
     
  16. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    im sure this thread would be alot more interesting if it wasn't just for the men, ladies, ever been with any crazy ladies?
     
  17. plutoblue11

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    Apollo-


    New question. How many haven't you (or I) been with? :)
     
  18. no_answer

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    I never denied i'm crazy! With age grows the ability to suppress/hide your craziness though. :D
     
  19. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Well my ex is like sorta crazy...but like normal woman crazy. This new girl might be legally insane.
     
  20. GRENDEL

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    Dude, I've been there. Hot girl, great in the sack and totally planters nuts.

    She followed me when I was in high school, checked every number in my pager, god that makes me feel old, and phone later. She followed me to college even though she hated the school and had no interest in going to college.

    I could probably write a book the size of war and peace about the crazy crap she did. One of my favorites though was her sitting outside my apt for 9 hours straight because I wouldn't open the door and her trying to kill herself by running into a busy street.....
     

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