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For 1mil, who would you face?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Htown's2kFinest, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. Someguy1229

    Someguy1229 Member

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    LeBron, he would just quit during the game.
     
  2. rimrocker

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    Chris Paul.

    Just give me the money right now.

    We're about the same height and there'd be nobody for him to pass to, so you could just D up on his shot. I've got Dream-like post moves, so I'd score over him all day... plus, I'm such a bad dribbler that I would probably entice him to go for steals and thus put himself in bad position as I'm backing down. He might have the slight edge in quickness, but I would counter by being old and not in very good shape. It would be a tough battle, but I'm confident I could take him.
     
  3. napalm06

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    Wow. First all the "you mad" crap, and then this is the second time you've used this "____ is ____" stuff.

    I expected this thread to be entertaining. :( RIP creativity....
     
  4. blunto

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    Shoot, I'll take MJ.

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  5. liljojo

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    Yep, I'll take whoever the last guy off of Miami's bench is.


    Or Dwight Howard because it would be funny.
     
  6. rimrocker

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    Dexter Pittman would crush you.
     
  7. Franchize

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    Adam Morrison.
     
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    Zydrunas Ilgauskas
     
  9. jeffvangundy

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    brian scalabrine
     
  10. FranchiseBlade

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    I'm not going to win against any NBA player. It is super hard to make a college team, and of all the guys that make a college team, only a tiny percentage make it to the NBA. So even the 12th guy on the bench in the NBA is far better than just about anyone else out there.

    Since I'm not going to win, I'd just pick someone who I wanted to meet.

    I'd pick Aaron Brooks, Shane Battier, Chuck Hayes, or Kevin Durant.

    I wouldn't beat any of them, but they all seem like nice guys that it would be cool to spend however minutes with, while they kicked my ass at 21.

    In a reverse strategy to this I might pick Sasha Vujacic just so I could punch him in his face.
     
  11. txppratt

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    gimme kirk hinrich, steve blake, jj redick, josea barea.

    i would have a chance against those guys.
     
  12. marky :)

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    lol ur serious? U really think you can beat them in a serious game of 21?

    I'd pick Yao cuz when i go up for a layup im gonna jump off of his left foot... :p
     
  13. khanhdum

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    lebron, he doesn't have wade to bail him out
     
  14. tfvic

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    Juwan Howard!!!

    easy money there! he is slow
     
  15. wikiwiki

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    Lebron since he has a poor record of getting beat by scrubs:

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    Yeah, I can do all the stuff that guy did, why do you ask?
     
  16. Yung-T

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    Him or Fattie Curry.
     
  17. wikiwiki

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    lol. They were talking a lot of trash, but I'm pretty sure Jordan must have crushed him. The first sequence is cut, but Jordan was pretty much scoring 21 straight right there.

    Probably after an hour of only Jordan scoring and getting tired out, that guy finally got a possession and then they only showed that part of the video... :grin: ;)
     
  18. HTown_TMac

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    Courtney Lee

    Just tell him its the 4th quarter
     
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    Shane Battier
    Chuck Hayes
    DJ Mbenga
     
  20. glimmertwins

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    I could easily take Lorenzen Wright. Hell I could take Wright and Bison Dele if they dared face me on the court.
     

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