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For 1mil, who would you face?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Htown's2kFinest, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. JuanValdez

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    Lol, just because he doesn't dare put it on the floor playing against NBA-caliber defenses doesn't mean he won't dribble circles around every poster here before going for the windmill dunk.

    I'd play Artest. He's always looking out for the little guy, and does crazy stuff. Maybe, he'd just let me win so I can have $1m. Especially if the money isn't coming out of his own pocket.
     
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  2. Pull_Up_3

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    Strong imagination is strong.
     
  3. DaDakota

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    PFFFT...those Teabags would be ripped right off his body the first time he tried it.

    This is a millon bucks we are talking about...

    ;)

    DD
     
  4. trugoy

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    This is easy.

    It would be Yao.

    remember, he is getting the ball outside the 3 point line.
     
  5. rockets934life

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    Id choose lebron and try to take out his knee...
     
  7. lionaire

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    Yao Ming. How would I be him? By somehow making the game last 25 minutes. So he would have to forfeit.

    Realistically, probably JJ Barea. I hate that guy.
     
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    Ish because he can't shoot work a darn and can't back me down.
     
  10. parmesh

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    Tell that to Shaq. Man thinks he's the best center ever. His whole NBA career (post-Orlando) was him being a 7 foot tall ****** that ran people over\injured people and dunked.
     
  11. parmesh

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    I bet he'd beat you in 21, 21-0. He'd get around you every time. And his sho would start to fall eventually.
     
  12. Ghettostar85

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    Eddie House would destroy every single poster on this board. You really think you could stop a 6-1 guard from creating his own shot on you?? You realize he holds the all-time scoring record at Arizona State right?? I'm quite certain not all of those came from wide-open spot-up 3's like you're saying. The fact is, the NBA is LITERALLY the top .01% of basketball players IN THE WORLD. If you're getting paid millions of dollars to play the game, you can do things the rest of us can't even imagine. Again, Eddie House would own you and every other poster on this board.
     
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    Ish would tomahawk it so fast on your head like this you wouldn't know what hit you. You would be laying on the ground unconscious while they drag you off the court and DQ you. :grin:
     
  16. Pull_Up_3

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    Lol u say hes 6'1 like im some kind of manlet im 6'3 not saying he wouldnt beat me the OP asked who would you take your chances with for 1 million and thats who i choose. u mad?
     
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  18. Htown's2kFinest

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    If you were 6'10 he would still light you up.
     
  19. trueroxfan

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    i couldn't beat any nba player lol, i mean realistically i think shaq's slow ass could take me, but if i was going to play anyone it would be yao or shaq or someone very large that i have a change of driving past or just shooting if they sink down.

    ryan bowen isn't still in the league is he? i could just force him to shoot that 17 footer that they always used to leave him open for...god i laugh whenever i think of him catching a pass at the free throw line, looking right, looking left, what i have to shoot? BRICK
     
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    you probably suck at basketball IRL dont know why you made this thread
     

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