Sorry for the triple-post, but I just ordered the hottest thing you can buy (assuming it's pure). Some co-workers and I are going to test this out : http://www.hotsauce.com/16-Million-PURE-Capsaicin-Crystals-1-0ml-p/hsc-16-million-crystals1.0.htm
I'll hit that place next time I'm by Keller. It's a warehouse, but whatever. I challenge you to get a friend to snort that, on video, Dumb and Dumber practical joke style. <iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kHy9wbaNSXo" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>
Did you have to sign any waivers to purchase it? My friend owns a store in Old Town Spring called Texas Gourmet Foods (formerly Dave's Pepper Palace). They sold some bottles of this stuff, but made the customers sign a waiver of liability. If you or any of your friends has asthma, don't f*** with this stuff.
I don't know about Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Salsa, but Mrs. Renfro's jalapeno slices taste like crap. I bought this crap because of this site's recommendation and it taste like someone urinated in the jar. Not hot, not tasty, just urine and jalapeno's. Mrs. Renfro's a c*&t.
I can't even comprehend eating ghost peppers -- I grew some jalapenos in the garden a few years back that were so hot they left a welt on my tongue. I had green peppers mixed in with those jalapenos and they were hot as hell -- I always thought that was a myth. My buddy tried to trick me once years ago to eat some fresh habaneros and as he was handing them to me I noticed welts on his face where he had touched his face after cutting them. I laughed and laughed...
All I had to do was check a checkbox before adding it to my shopping cart. I don't think we'll be eating it by itself. One crystal is probably enough to blow your head off. I don't want to die just yet.
If anybody's interested, and since it's been mentioned in one of these threads, on Man v. Food @ 8:30pm on the Travel Channel today, Adam's going to San Antonio and attempting to eat the Four Horseman Burger. I already know how it'll end, so I won't ruin it for anybody that wants to see it.
I had some Blazin' wings at Buffalo Wild Wings that were insanely hot today. I've eaten them dozens of times, but this time something was seriously different. So hot that on top of the 'super hot' scalp and face sweat, eyes watering and nose running, my mouth and throat had a tickling sensation and made me laugh. My gut is pretty ticked at me right now too. Awesome.
