[Food Fail] Year-Old Happy Meal Still Not Spoiled

Because you pass it out and gain calories from it is all the evidence that I need.

 

I've always thought that McDonalds was better when I was a kid growing up in the early 90's. Oh well, as long as Taco Bell, JITB, and Burger King don't get tested. However there has to be something in those Taco Bell meat, it's too delicious.

 

You could say it's like your best friend.





woof

 

Nice work troll.

McDonalds is pure concentrated evil shat right out of the unholy anus of Ray Croc who had ties to his Nazi counterpart Walt Disney. They hook your children on this crack and you whino-conservatives are too busy crying about the lack of social responsibility.


Keep enjoying the liquid hot mind-control as it oozes into mind and corrupts your thinking.

"Happy Meal"

Look kids! McDonalds = Bliss!

Such corporate tripe. Capitalism really is the ultimate Fascism.


McDonalds free since 2008.

 

The funny thing to me is how defensive people are about what they eat. Like we want to take away their freedom fries and convert everyone to Tie-Dye Sporting Tofu-Munching Che Guevara clones.

You want to eat dog**** sandwiches and wash them down with a moose taint shake?

Be my guest. I don't care what you eat, but I choose to not feed the machine that is eroding our intellect as well as our esophagi.

 

To keep them from spoiling too fast, soy milk in supermarkets, BBQ eel, and instant noodles are also loaded with preservatives. AVOID!!

Basically preservatives = bad and will cause you to have 70 year old skin by the time you're 40, with a side of cancer.

Just be weary of prepackaged or 'instant' foods whose expiry dates are abnormally far ahead.

 

Do not want. Even with no preservatives. But I do like them instant noodles man, I need to rethink my diet.

What's worse consuming preservative-filled instant food, or MSG-filled Chinese food (lo mien... mmmm)?

 

I defend freedom. I get defensive against statism and elitism. Concentrated evil is coming in the form of socialism and lifestyle regulation. The weigh-ins have already begun at the government schools; the appropriate officials have been notified of the transgressions. Bake sales and Girl Scout Cookies have been banned for the greater good of the golden society. Go ahead, fight the righteous food fight. Behavior must be regulated for the righteous common vision. But soon the streets will turn red and freedom will once again reign.

 

I dont get it...

 

I call bulls**t on the bugs ignoring it.

 

This experiment has been done before. Haven't you seen Super Size Me?

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The sad thing is most people agree McDonalds food tastes like **** to begin with.


The big chemical giants on the New Jersey Turnpikes manufacture the smells that come out of the beast.

 

So it's not the exact same experiment, but the fries looked like they were going to last forever. 10 weeks and not a speck on them.

 

Wow that experiment video is some scary shizniet. I used to like McDonald's fries and nuggets as a kid. I wonder how their McNuggets would've fared.

You know how every country has their own specialized McDonald's menu? I wonder if they use the same amount of preservatives for their menu. Maybe it's a set standard for all fast food chains all over the world?

 

Let me guess - under 25? :grin:

 

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My lack (non existent) of an exercise routine is starting to show with my diet, however. It's bad enough that I have low blood pressure. Fastfood is the deelish! How anyone can give up Taco Bell, Burger King, JITB is beyond me.

 

The recent McD's partnering with Weight Watchers had me in stitches a few weeks back.

Bwomp bwomp....