Well, depending on where you are from, you may have to share one of those two-holer outhouses with somebody.
I am on a bit of a health kick right now, so I must be like one of those reformed alchoholics who see the light and turn into humourless bastards. Having said that, Jesus! Why should anyone eat a one pound burger, much less a six pounder? Let's not even talk about the fat content and the calories- just imagine how distended your stomach lining would get if you powered that down in three hours. Imagine how much you jaws would ache. Imagine the ungodly stench. Sign me up!
Nutrition Facts Amount Per 24 (1/4 lb) hamburger Calories 10678 Calories from Fat 4418.9 % Daily Value * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total Fat 490.99g 755% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturated Fat 179.9g 900% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polyunsaturated Fat 55.33g -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monounsaturated Fat 192.57g -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cholesterol 1781.2mg 594% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sodium 24380mg 1016% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Potassium 10810mg 309% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total Carbohydrate 912.79g 304% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dietary Fiber 55.99g 224% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Protein 619.47g 1239% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alcohol 0g Vitamin A 120 % Vitamin C 140 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calcium 254 % Iron 574 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vitamin D 0 % Vitamin E 80 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thiamin 432 % Riboflavin 453 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Niacin 906 % Folate 469 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vitamin B-6 349 % Vitamin B-12 982 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phosphorus 503 % Magnesium 215 % -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zinc 762 % Copper 229 %
well, at least you get your vitamins by that point. (of course, you'll probably be dead so they won't help)
