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Flowchart the pain/euphoria

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BlameTracy, Mar 21, 2009.

  1. BlameTracy

    BlameTracy Member

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    Photoshops are fun, but we don't all have the skills for it. Flowcharts, on the other hand, are rife with comedic potential and anyone can make them!

    This one was inspired by the Drexlerism thread:


    Clyde Drexler's subconscious mind


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  2. TheBigDiesel

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    Ok? :confused: I would take the current Drexler over the Current Mcgrady.
     
  3. walker

    walker Contributing Member
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    How long did that take to make?
     
  4. BlameTracy

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    About 10 minutes.
     
  5. jedicro

    jedicro Member

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    That is the single greatest thing I've ever seen on this sight. Did you make it? If so BRA-VO!

    I reluctantly 5 star this thread in the absence of anything higher.
     
  6. Spacemoth

    Spacemoth Contributing Member

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    Sometimes I wonder if Clyde is even at some games. Instead he might be playing golf, or at least driving some balls at the range for Pete's sake, while the Rockets plug in a 2K9 version of Clyde the Color Commentator into their play-by-play sheet as Bill Worrell deftly dances around Clyde's programmed dialogue.
     
  7. TheBigDiesel

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    Oops never mind I thought you were that other guy who always made threads. :D

    I thought it was kind of nice, but I have great respect for Drexler as a player and he's funny as a commentor. I just think he's a huge homer.
     
  8. ndnguy85

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    it's kinda hard to read though.
     
  9. BlameTracy

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    I'm a believer in seeing the humor in everything. People get so worked up over my silly website and take it seriously, failing to realize that it's just a joke. At the time that I made it, I was actually a McGrady supporter; but try telling that to all the people who send me hate mail.

    Same thing applies here. I don't even mind Drexler's announcing (some people find it unbearable); I just like to poke fun at his mannerisms. I wasn't really trying to make a political statement.
     
  10. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    Dang, there's two Blame Tracy's? I didn't even know.

    Anyways, lmao at that chart.
     
  11. BlameTracy

    BlameTracy Member

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    Here's a bigger version:

    Clyde Drexler's subconscious mind


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    I was here first. ;)
     
  12. jbond77

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    I concur, this was awesome, I can't even watch the games cause I'm not in houston, but I've heard clyde enough to know this is hilarious
     
  13. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    Yup, that's why I'll give you all the respect. I bet you're the author of the site to based on what you just made now with this chart.
     
  14. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Awesome work man, I love ClutchFans because of stuff like this. Hilarious.

    And I wouldn't trade Drexler for another broadcaster. Bill and Clyde add a lot of personality to the telecast that most broadcasters don't, even if it is irritating sometimes.
     
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    That was hilarious, good job!
     
  16. KDavis

    KDavis Contributing Member

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    Awesome.......

    Best thing in on here in awhile.



    Dark Horse candidate for post of the year
     
  17. Omer

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    LOL that was funny, nice post and creativity.
     
  18. KaiSeR SoZe

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    haha good stuff man
     
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    Really?.... REALLY?

    I think people are forgetting how terrible Drexler is. Dick Vitale can be more insightful than Drexler is.
     
  20. D-Lite

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    tried to go Demetri Martin-esque on this one..

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    Cyclical until a blowout causes a server crash.
     

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