Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV

it sounds like they were being smart towards her.

 

Well..

The other day I came home from work and the rest of the fam was at the table eating already - and my wife was laughing. I asked what was up, and she said our son (who was also at the table and is 14) said his friends told him if you drink Mountain Dew, your penis shrinks.

So I laughed, and laughed some more - and subsequently constantly ask him if he's had any Mountain Dew that day.

True story.

 

Maybe not, since they have trouble reading a ballot in Florida.

 

We have not had a terrorist attack since I started shaving in the shower.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Like me, these kids have stumbled upon a tremendous secret source of cosmic knowledge. I would be willing to bet that not a single one of these teens that drank bleach has HIV.