Fist Fight: What would it Take

if they are not hot girls and walk within a 2m radius of me.

i am badass.

 

i tend to run my mouth alot. i've never been in a fist fight, past junior high, but i am probably overdue to get my ass beat. been pretty close, and gotta say it's a rush.

if you are going to fight, fight dirty, and video tape it.
1) makes for great youtube
2) nobody is going to straight kill the other kid when they are being taped
3) you can build pre-fight buzz, get publicity going and an interested audience

 

If someone accidentally stepped on my white Puma's, you bet I'm gonna clap back.

 

If they try to keel me

 

It takes barely anything for me to get in a fight. Especially if it's a girl. They go down quicker.

 

I prefer to settle my differences via dance-off. I serve those fools.

 

If I'm looking fresh in the club in my white tee and a mother****er spills some kool-aid best believe I'm steppin.

 

^^kool-aid??...lol! I would have went with the sizzurp or "drank"

as for me...I pop trunk on boys in the parking lot, bust out my toolie and wet up dey shirts fa sho. Have the second line comin' and sh**, yea my crew is real ratchet and we gone come back and spray his whole click of crabs for da whole soo woo.

I'd now like to take my thrown as the undisputed king of slang and all other imitations of ignorance. It will take some of you hours to decipher what i have just written.

 

"That boy ain't right."

 

If the woman doesn't do what I tell her to do.

 

I haven't been in a fish fight before and don't care to...

I'm not gonna fight somebody and getting hurt. My life is more important than my ego. This includes pushing, spitting and etc. I will walk away. Call me a punk.

I will throw fists IF my life is in danger or they hurt my mom/sister(my dad can take care of himself) or my future kids. I will NOT jump in my friends' fights because it's not my fight.

One of my best friends got mad at me because I didn't jump in her fight to help her when she was fighting with a chick, more than twice. I told her that she picked the fights, not me. She's notorious for fights.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

 

I went with my kid brother to confront his employer (restaurant) that didn't want to pay him some of his wages. First, the guy asks me if I'm a lawyer, and I say no. Then, he says do we want to take it out front and fight (this is right before dinner rush). I declined. But, what a dumb reaction to my demand. I was shocked he said it and I still wonder what good he thought it'd do him. My brother did eventually get his wages.

 

If someone takes a swing at me, or insults a close family member to my face, that'd probably do it. Otherwise, I'm all for peace and love. Seriously. All you need is love, as John said.

 

dont even look at me wrong when i come thru the hood

 

Eye contact.

 

Me either. It sounds gross. I hate it that fighting now involves all these exotic weapons. What ever happened to a couple of guys trading blows like John L. Sullivan?

 

I'd rather get into a fish fight than trade blows with a guy...

 

thread won.

 

Upon seeing so many 'fish fight' responses , I decided I'll take a different approach, but it IS related to "fish":

Your baby-makers [ovaries] are out of the question. Got it. Anything else is free game, right?

 

Some fool posting up in my grill.