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Find Me a Good Lawyer

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=facetious

    That sounds pretty disgusting. You live in the USA, why not try to sue. In Germany, you wouldn't get much, but in the USA, you might be able to retire if you actually do find a good lawyer!
     
  2. bnb

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    Ahhh...Jackie...it was his own tooth.

    Maybe he could win a bundle and, after being found 80% responsible (or irresponsible :) ) retire on the 20%. Or sue the dentist as FT suggested.

    Book deals...movie of the week...new television drama.
     
  3. Rocketman95

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  4. AroundTheWorld

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    You're welcome, even though your spelling was hardly as creative as someone else's just a few days ago who spelled it more like fecesios or something like that (which is the only reason why I posted the link because it was the same word again).

    No need to have your feelings hurt and react in a defensive way :).
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I guess I'm just not used to SJC in his grammar, posting style and spelling critiquing mode quite yet. :(

    :D
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Unless of course you've been like this all along and this is the first time you've felt it necessary to make me the victim. In that case, I feel lucky. :)
     
  7. codell

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    [​IMG]


    If there are any candy eaters on that jury, you are going to be a rich man.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    I usually never correct spelling errors outside of a spelling contest, as I said, I only posted the link as a sidenote because I remember that someone spelled it fecesous or so and that someone else made a funny remark about someone being full of feces.

    Forget it...if you need to roll your eyes because someone posted a link with a correct spelling...no further comment.
     
  9. Rocketman95

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    I wasn't being serious...please read my last two posts.
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    :D...my idol!

    Who told you to put your tooth in that candy? Did I tell you to put your tooth in that candy?...
     
  11. Mulder

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    Don't worry I spelled it wrong in a post also, severely lessening its intended effect. mrrr
     
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    Hmm...I think that was the thread I was referring to.

    Or I was just being a pedantic b****! :)
     
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Louie Anderson on his rough childhood.

    "I had it tough. One day I got a loose tooth and couldn't pull it out. So my Dad tied a rope around it, hooked it up to the truck, and then drove at me."
     
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    Geez, giddyup, and you post this right before Halloween??
    I wait all year to scarf down half my kids' candy... now I'm gonna be lookin' for teeth!

    Arrrrgh!
    (where's Col. Crap when you need him??)
     
  15. giddyup

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    Sorry, Deckard, don't want to ruin anyone's Halloween. I have a Belle and a Snow White all set to go myself.

    This was a weird episode. I had gone grocery shopping and as some kind of reward for myself, I bought a bag of Werther's Soft Caramel Candy.

    I had had 6 already when I put a seventh in my mouth and took a bite. Immediately I felt something foreign in there. I removed the caramel and there, sunk squarely into the caramel log, was a tooth. It looked like it had been there for months. The caramel log was otherwise undamaged.

    I had run my tongue along the edge (lower) of my teeth and all were accounted for. Then I re-read Jeff from Vandy's post and I went and found a mirror and I found a gap. I had never felt a thing. It had come out so easily and evenly.

    Drat... no undeserved largesse.
     
  16. Deckard

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    Shoot, I was kidding. :D
    I love Halloween. And I have some crowns myself. Their not cheap, either! If I found one in some candy I'd probably pass out. ;)
     
  17. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Hockey players are always getting confused like this.
     
  18. giddyup

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    Yeah, but I've had <b>zero</b> concussions...
     

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