Man, was Satan on the commode at the time or something? But again... that fat dude was huge. And Danzig shoved him. That was a mistake.
Looked like a cheap shot to me. Danzig should have gotten Dio cast a spell on that dude. Turn him into a frog or something.
Only a cheap shot because Danzig was stupid enough to think the guy was going to be intimidated and not retaliate; what a dumbass. He pushed a bigger guy and basically started a fight, and then simply stood there, with his hands down, chin out, just asking for the guy hit him with a wide right hook. The first rule (actually, the first rule is don't talk about fight club, but anyway) in boxing, kickboxing, or whatever, is to always, always, always, always keep your hands up, always. Apparently if you're some wannabe bodybuilder metal dude you're exempt from that rule...guess again. What a moron.
I guess Danzig's crocodile mouth overloaded his hummingbird ass. I would have had to run over to Glen and quoth Smokey's famous line from Friday: You just got knocked the **** out!
