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Fergie needs a diaper

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mleahy999, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. steddinotayto

    steddinotayto Member

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    easy to brush it off when you're wrong but i'm pretty sure if you were right you'd make us eat crow for 2 weeks.
     
  2. Surfguy

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    To exhibit to you how hip I am, I thought this was Fergie, the Duchess of York, from England to MC a show or something. :confused:

    :D
     
  3. MR. MEOWGI

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    She's from the Pink Eye Pees right?

    HARHAR :D
     
  5. drapg

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    I admit, when I first saw the title, I thought of the Dutchess as well. It wasn't until I saw pics, thought for about 15 seconds, then realized who this was about.

    And I consider myself to be very in tune with pop culture.
     
  6. firecat

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    I smell a new topic:

    "Do you or did you ever peed on stage?"


    This is funny but one time I was playing a gig with a band that I had never played before and in the middle of the set I had to go to the bathroom real bad. With my regular band, this wouldn't be a problem as I would just run off stage and take care of business, but I didn't want to just take off since I didn't really know any of these guys.

    So after some agonizing time, I decided I had to just let a little out to relieve some pressure. I did this a few times until break and I was able to fully empty and then go to my truck and change. This is kind of embarrassing, but I don't really care to much so here I am to tell the world.
     
  7. Isabel

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    That's funny. How did you manage to let it out without everybody seeing?
     
  8. firecat

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    Well, I didn't really let it all out or anything. Nothing that would be noticeable through jeans. It was just noticeable and uncomfortable to me. I'm just glad that I made it through the set without really letting it go. I was dying up there.

    It also helps that I play a keyboard that was set up just waist high. :)
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Wow she's gonna be really pissed when she finds out this pic is on the net. I mean you gotta know urine for it when things like this leak out. won't take long for this to reach national attention, all depends on if they're comfortable showing the pic in the tabloids. Still it shouldn't put too much of a damper on her career. Black Eyed Peas on stage.
     
  10. RunninRaven

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    Well, even if this does ruin her career with all the money Fergie's made she'll be pampered for the rest of her life.
     
  12. Rockets2K

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    heh...me too

    I saw the topic and automatically thought it was referring to the Duchess Fergie...and didnt have a clue to who it was until it was explained..

    of course I have dual excuses....first...Im old..second...I dont listen to current music/bands.
     
  13. mc mark

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    No, but I've let out some serious fartage in the middle of a scene on stage!

    :D
     
  14. Harrisment

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    I want to piss on you

    Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
    Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
    Coolin' in my escalade
    Man I'm paid, I got it made
    Take me to your special place
    Close your eyes, show me your face...
    I'm gonna piss on it
    Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
    I don't even want none of the above
    I want to piss on you, yes I do
    I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
    Said your body, your body
    Is a porta-potty
    I'ma pee on cue (?)
    I can use karate (use karate)
    Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
    pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
    You'll never feel quite the same
    When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
    I wanna poop on you too
    I want to pee in your food
    Only thing will make my life complete
    Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
    I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
    I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
    Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
    I don't even want none of the above
    I wanna piss on you, yes I do
    I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
    Won't you braid my hair
    Said won't you braid my hair
    Before you start, I'm gonna fart
    I'm gonna fart on you
     
  15. RocketMan Tex

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    Nope, but I puked onstage once....at the Palomino in North Hollywood.
     
  16. Rockets2K

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    yea....like that is a uncommon occurance for musicians. ;)

    or i that just among rock musicians?
     
  17. reggietodd

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    For sure, huh? :rolleyes:
     
  18. KingCheetah

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    What's the over/under on a R. Kelley - Fergie duo after this incident?
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    Well, I've seen the Houston Symphony 20+ times, and never seen any of them puke, so I guess it's just among rock musicians. I was playing "alternative rock" at the time (1990) and back then putting all sorts of things (narcotic things and alcohol things and combinations thereof) into my body, so it's no big surprise.
     

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