the solo routine is for fluffing yourself up. and then when you get tired of the hand, you upgrade to the gf. and of course your eyes are focused on the movie while you are grinding away. but you ALWAYS deny that you are fantasizing that you are boning the p*rn star instead of your gf and god forbid if you shout out the pornstar's name by accident.
Yeah, 7 weeks of no sex will definitely make you arm wrestle the one-eyed vessel, bludgeon the beefsteak, buff the rifle, clobber the kleenex, crown the king, fish for zipper trout, frost the pastries, hold the sausage hostage, make wall art, pull the handbrake, punch the munchkin, relish your hot dog, and slammin' the salmon.
a guy walks in on his girl and she is masturbating to p*rn, it's probably one of the greatest days of his life, and he'll likely propose marriage on the spot. a girl walks in on her guy and he's punching the clown, it's the worst day of her life and she stabs him in the junk. go figure.
