My favorite random quote in the responses to this story (on the website)... "looks like she was a 2006 miss oktoberfest contestant... awesome."
I showed it to my wife and she told me "that'll learn you." If I go more than two weeks without posting, somebody call the police.
Are all women this r****ded? This is part of being a man .. it is part of a bodily necessity.. if you don't do it, your body will eventually do it for you. It's like saying a woman going through her period is cheating on you.. come the F on..
gentlemen, i too was once faced with this unfortunate situation where my gf (now ex-gf) thought it was cheating to beat off to p*rn. she felt that i was fantasizing about other women and it made her feel inadequate (which i can understand). well one day she caught me red handed (literally) and i couldn't minimize firefox in time so i was screwed. she started her angry rant about me being a cheater and i asked how it was cheating if she knew about it? she said she didn't know about it until then and asked why i didn't tell her about it and i told her i thought she knew about it because all guys do it. anyways, to make a long story short, i invited her to watch the p*rn with me so that there were no secrets between us. i made it a couples event. after 5 minutes she was disgusted by it and said i could watch it by myself because she didnt like watching it. so there you go, it isnt cheating if your gf knows about it and you tried to get her to watch it with you (which is kind of hot imo).
What you do is paint your nails with your GF's polish so if you get caught you can tell her you were imagining it was her hand. So it's not cheating.
He almost got "whacked" while he was doing some whacking of his own..... Well at least she didn't invite him to play some "Dirty Cowboy". A real beauty...
WHy would you be doing the five knuckle shuffle if she's right next to you? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a s/o? You could've just had sex with her instead of making her watch you fly solo.
Maybe he wanted to impress her with his technique... Homeboy may have a badass crossover grip or something.
Tell her to give you photos of herself so you can jerk off to that. Then it won't be cheating if it's her. Then post them here.
NOT all of women are r****ded. I am fine with it. I don't know when he watches the pr0n and jerk off and i don't really care. I know that it is a part of a man. A guy friend once told me that his platonic girl friend was giving her husband a cold shoulder by withholding 7 weeks of sex because she caught him jerking off to pr0n. It was also her being upset at him being addicted to pain meds. What a terrible wife!
