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Female Roommate Advice

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Downtown Sniper, Aug 25, 2014.

  1. conquistador#11

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    have I told you guys about the time I pretended to be gay so I could live with 2 very hot chicks?


    On the op, It's kind of obvious that the girl making your lunch has had feelings for you!
     
  2. K-Low_4_Prez

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    off topic but is the phrase buck naked? i always thought it was butt naked...
     
  3. jev5555

    jev5555 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Turn the tables...cook for her.

    And pics
     
  4. BrieflySpeaking

    BrieflySpeaking Contributing Member

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    Give her the D, duuuude.
     
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    sugrlndkid Member

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    just tell her "b**** please, don't act like you are special"
     
  7. iconoclastic

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    Where are the pics of said roomates?
     
  8. RV6

    RV6 Contributing Member

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    She thought you were her gay friend and now she's disappointed.
     
  9. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    I did the same thing back in my sophomore year of college. I had the hots for 1 of them though, and we were FWB.....it was a fun year.
     
  10. CJLarson

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    Dude...niiiiceeeeee
     
  11. Panda23

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    this is an important question, there are two secrets to pulling girls and they are;

    1) Be attractive
    2)don't be not attractive

    from the sounds of it the girl wants the dick and was trying to trick you into sleeping with her by showering you with being nice, theres no reason for her behaviour to change in relation to you unless she wanted the dick, could be on her wrag tho

    u go up to her and say "is everything alright? wanna go grab a drink later or something?"

    thats it
     
  12. Dave_78

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    I get the feeling this girl loved knowing you were her emergency dick (very unlikely to be utilized) and you ruined it by pulling another chick. Ignore her reaction. She isn't worth your consideration.
     
  13. crossover

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    Two girls? No problem! Give the sink the D.

    -Spacecitykid
     
  14. shastarocket

    shastarocket Contributing Member

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    LOL, i just realized OP is 2 friggen weeks into this lease!

    Good luck, brah!
     
  15. Downtown Sniper

    Downtown Sniper Contributing Member

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    Why I'm so dumbfounded by this.
    She has openly told me how she has slept recently with another guy who she has seen a few times. Strong double standards

    If FWB was on the table i'd happily do that.

    But I also would be happy to have things back the way they were.

    The hopeless thing is we've all started a detox diet and we're not drinking for a month, so I can't exactly invite her for a quick drink one night.

    Legitimately the worst person in existence at reading signs.

    See the drinks explanation before.

    I would also so I'm about average looking. I'm more of a - if I get to talking to someone, I'm confident I'll be able to get in because of my personality kind of guy.

    Sounds very plausible as well.

    I don't however want to just blatantly ignore her though and make everything in the household just awkward.
     
  16. Downtown Sniper

    Downtown Sniper Contributing Member

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    hahahaha.
    Thankfully only got 8 months on the lease when I came and dropped in.

    7 and a half months to go ha.
     
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  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Dave_78 nailed it, and you will not nail it.

    Where's Macbeth when we need his advice?
     
  18. Bob Barker 007

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    Pull out the guns, Mr. Sniper.
     
  19. peleincubus

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    You should experiment by sleeping with the other roommate.
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    Be the alpha male and just walk around naked the whole time. Even when she brings a guy over, intimidate him with your enormous penis.

    By the way this only works if you have a Greg Oden third leg.
     

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