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Female Fans: Rank the Rockets

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hayesfan, Feb 14, 2008.

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Who is the most attractive Rocket this season?

  1. Rafer Alston

    2.2%
  2. Shane Battier

    19.6%
  3. Aaron Brooks

    4.3%
  4. Chuck Hayes

    12.0%
  5. Luther Head

    5.4%
  6. Carl Landry

    8.7%
  7. Tracy McGrady

    4.3%
  8. Steve Novak

    8.7%
  9. Luis Scola

    6.5%
  10. Yao, Deke, Steve Francis or Mike James

    28.3%
  1. Hayesfan

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    snort! Don't even get me start Mig!! ;)
     
  2. Lynus302

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    ....and therein lies the trouble with a lot of relationships.

    Someone had to say it.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Dang, I never thought of Chuck as good-looking.

    Further proof I'm not gay!
     
  4. Kam

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    Holy crap, I have no clue how I missed that.

     
  5. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    There is only one Rocket people want to sex, and that is Mutombo
     
  6. Dubious

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    As far as I am aware, we only have 4 females who regularly post.

    Lady Di
    xxshadypinkxx
    Finals Bound
    Meggoleggo

    But it would only be fair to let Gay and Bi men vote too.

    (As far as I'm aware, we only have one openly gay poster)
     
  7. CharlieMurphy

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    I'm surprised Dave2000 hasn't counter this thread with a "Male fans: Rank the RPD".
     
  8. tim562

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    Likely
     
  9. Carl Herrera

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    There are too many options, you do separate polls for PFs, PGs, Cs, etc.
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I let my wife vote. She said, who doesn't have any votes, and I said....Forehead Landry needs some support, and she said....."he is my valentine"

    :)

    DD
     
  11. King of 40 Acres

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    I'm KO40A and I approve this message
     
  12. finalsbound

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    Here's my rankings. I'm guessing there's a difference between who is universally attractive and who I find attractive. I've had a gigantic crush on Yao since '02 and a gigantic crush on Stevie since '99.

    Yao Ming
    Shane Battier
    Steve Francis
    Luther Head
    Luis Scola
    Mike James
    Carl Landry
    Tracy McGrady
    Rafer Alston
    Chuck Hayes
    Aaron Brooks
    Steve Novak
    Kirk Snyder
    Bonzi Wells
    Dikembe Mutombo
     
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    That's from bottom to top right? Mutombo is pure sex.
     
  14. finalsbound

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    I'm basing purely on looks. If I took the sexy cookie monster voice into account, he'd rank higher. My list of Rockets ranked from favorite to least favorite would probably be something like Scola > Deke > Carl > Battier > Yao > Rafesticks > Stevie > T-Mac > Brooks > Chuck > Novak > Bonzi.
     
  15. Matador

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    I protest that Yao has to share a vote with Deke, Francis and James! :mad: :eek: :p :mad:

    Yao wins all polls.
     
  16. WhoMikeJames

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    Poor Deke, no one wants to sex him.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. GlassHalfFull

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    Not until he gets a haircut. It just looks nasty during the game, when he is sweaty.

    Shane all the way. ;)
     
  18. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    You forgot hayesfan, Isabel, and probably some more that I am either forgetting or are on the bubble as far as posting "regularly" like Mrs. Valdez. Also, is BattiersBaby a lady?
     
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  19. finalsbound

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    It's like he purposely makes it look matted or something.

    The past two games I've noticed it looks softer and smoother.
     
  20. Hayesfan

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    I think he was wetting it down to keep it under control.. cause farther into the game it would start getting "flyaway"... which mine does when I let it dry on its own. ;)
     

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