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FEAR NOT! The solution to the backup center problem has been found!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by moestavern19, May 28, 2009.

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  1. Carl Herrera

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    I'd take him only if he came with those chicks... imagine every time he gets off the bench the chicks rip off his warm ups and do a dance.

    Now to think of it, we should do it for all the Rockets players just to annoy opposing teams.
     
    #61 Carl Herrera, May 29, 2009
  2. moestavern19

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    I think it might have an opposite effect depending on how hot said chicks are.
     
    #62 moestavern19, May 29, 2009
  3. Dei

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    How's ex-Pacer David Harrison doing?
     
    #63 Dei, May 29, 2009
  4. Carl Herrera

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    Not re-signed by Pacers or any other NBA team, David Harrison spent the season playing in China for the Beijing Ducks, former team of Mengke Bateer.


    http://www.asia-basket.com/player.asp?Cntry=CHN&PlayerID=49130

    In other words, he's about one step away from beating up a sleeping neighbor and being determined mentally unfit to stand trial.
     
    #64 Carl Herrera, May 29, 2009
  5. peleincubus

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    top 10 post of the 2009. bank it
     
    #65 peleincubus, May 30, 2009
  6. Super Von

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    Apparently hes slower than Yao.

    :eek:
     
    #66 Super Von, May 30, 2009
  7. Josephduyho03

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    Having Yao sometimes is a vulnerbility for us but at least he can put up some numbers. But this guy? I rather have some D-League center play for us than this guy.

    This guy would be falling all over the place, getting dunked on by everyone, couldn't get a rebound, average around 6.5 turnovers a game, and will make our team look worst!!!

    Why can we just get a tough strong athletic center with a decent IQ and can at least grab some rebounds per game.

    We do not need another sloppy, slow, unathletic, weaker version of Yao Ming on this team!
     
    #67 Josephduyho03, May 30, 2009
  8. moestavern19

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    Man, you aren't thinking about the endless PUNS.
     
    #68 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  9. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I disagree. But I am on board for the endless word play, new team songs, and the ridiculous banter of color commentators.

    Hubie Brown: "What you cannot do if you're Rick Adelman is bring in the Ming, Ming Ming combo in the post. In fact, if your opponent has anything but a rotting antique stepladder playing center, you probably cannot go with a simple Ming Ming post set."
     
    #69 B-Bob, May 30, 2009
  10. bullardfan

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    no thanks. ive seen this guy play in the dam BJ (Basketball Japan) league here.

    the guy barely moves. looks like a tree gently allowing the wind to shift it inch by inch up and down court.
     
    #70 bullardfan, May 30, 2009
  11. moestavern19

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    That is the best thing ever.
     
    #71 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  12. moestavern19

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    This guy would be perfect in the Phoenix Offense.

    This is why the NBA needs to allow line changes, it would make it a lot easier on big, slow Chinese centers.
     
    #72 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  13. Yetti

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    I laughed out loud- very funny!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p
     
    #73 Yetti, May 30, 2009
  14. moestavern19

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    I didn't know you were still around here.

    Didn't you used to be tinman before tinman?
     
    #74 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  15. moestavern19

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    BTW I think Sun Mingming would be at least a decent Summer League player... just to see if he could actually survive 20-25 minutes of action.
     
    #75 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  16. moestavern19

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    I thought that guy had serious mental problems. :confused: :confused:


    Sun seems like a good chap.
     
    #76 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  17. moestavern19

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    I'm going to guess that Rockets2K read this post and now you have a red dot.
     
    #77 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
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    you guess wrong

    Ive seen that name before this thread, he was red before.

    now, please continue to tweak the noobs with the thought of seriously considering this stiff.
     
    #78 Rockets2K, May 30, 2009
  19. moestavern19

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    Well I guess I thought you may have handed out a red dot previously.

    Anyhoo, MingMing can't be that slow can he?
     
    #79 moestavern19, May 30, 2009
  20. lok2012

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    How's about Yi Jianlian for backup center? Because I am Chinese :D
     
    #80 lok2012, May 30, 2009
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