[f'd up] Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'

LOL, good point.

This thread is interesting. I like.

 

what, you thought that he had quit drugs?

really though, whats worse - this or ozzy snorting a line of ants?

at least keith cut his dad up w/ a little coke - ozzy snorted ANTS by themselves!

 

Note to self: Never buy coke from Keith Richards.

 

Signed,
Jeffery Dahmer

 

Is this incest?


Seriously, you'd think a grown, rich, rockstar would quit bumming from his parents at some point.

 

hahahhaa. gigd

 

only if he had mixed those ashes with ky.

 

The weird part is Richards outlived his father.

 

That was my thought, too. This isn't something he did when he was young and stupid. He was quite old and stupid when he did this.

 

Quoting yourself is so 2003, man.

 

Keith Richards must've belonged to some savage tribe in a previous life.

Don't tell me what he did to his dad's testicles.

 

If you snort Keith Richard's cremated remains after he dies, there'd be more cocaine in it than there would be ashes.

 

Keith has been known to embellish the truth over the years, but until proven otherwise, I would take him at his word.

Great Keith Richards Quotations

Anybody watch him induct the Ronettes at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a few weeks ago?

He walked up to the microphone and said something like "Great progress has been made in the field of medicine over the last fifty years, and that is why I am able to stand here tonight and say to you 'Welcome to the 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony!'"

 

I see your Walt Disney and raise you or snort you one W.C. Fields.

 

Me neither.

 

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/04/04/keith_richards_snorting_of_dad_was_a_jok

the original story was still funnier though

 

From the article:

Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards insists he never snorted his father's ashes - his recent comments were made in "jest". Richards can't believe people took him seriously after he told British music magazine NME he once snorted his dad Bert's ashes mixed with cocaine.

He said, "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared.

"It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

However, Richard's manager Jane Rose tells MTV that the hellraiser's comments were "said in jest. Can't believe anyone took (it) seriously."



He can't believe that people took him seriously, huh? Well, duh, he's Keith Richards, the guy who should have died about 8 different times. Why wouldn't anyone not believe that story? What a lame late April Fools' joke he pulled. Boo...boo.