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Favorite Van Chancellor Color Commentator Quotes

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Gummi Clutch, Feb 28, 2005.

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  1. yangstax

    yangstax Member

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    Aren't most of you guys from houston??? doesn't everyone there talk like him?
     
    #41 yangstax, Mar 1, 2005
  2. DeAleck

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    LOL! Take that Houston posters! You guys get to see the team in the TC, yet very few of you actually show up. You guys deserve some stereotypical shots like this.
     
    #42 DeAleck, Mar 1, 2005
  3. Hippieloser

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    *Makes masturbation motion*
     
    #43 Hippieloser, Mar 1, 2005
  4. yangstax

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    "Ima frawm the grayt citee of Hewston... I have tew sooper exciting and pahpewlar players to wawtch in Traysee Maawgradee and Yaw ming... but I'm tew cheap to pay the money to wawtch them live..." - Houston Fan
     
    #44 yangstax, Mar 1, 2005
  5. KaiSeR SoZe

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    a Houston diss is a Kaiser Soze diss

    i don't play that
     
    #45 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 1, 2005
  6. Oski2005

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    Van is from Mississippi. A completely different accent.
     
    #46 Oski2005, Mar 1, 2005
  7. DeAleck

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    Dude, use a dildo (a flying rocket would do).
     
    #47 DeAleck, Mar 1, 2005
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  8. DeAleck

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    delete
     
    #48 DeAleck, Mar 1, 2005
  9. swilkins

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    Don't you mean Miss - sippi?
     
    #49 swilkins, Mar 1, 2005
  10. deadlybulb

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    "ahm the keeng of dubble negitives!"
     
    #50 deadlybulb, Mar 1, 2005
  11. Gummi Clutch

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    almost forgot these from a while back on the 610am ads.

    "Aint nuttin bitter dan eatin catfesh and playun baskeetbawl!"-Ad for Soudies Catfish on 45, now closed down :rolleyes:

    "Keeds can lowur da baskeet, an day can donk de bawl...Lil Neeko sez, "Comon Gran Daddy Make a moove, and I make a moove"- Ad for Hoops Basketball Goals.
     
    #51 Gummi Clutch, Mar 1, 2005
  12. Tigerknee

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    lol

    Does that every game. Van has grown on me. Don't mind if we keep the little cowboy.
     
    #52 Tigerknee, Mar 1, 2005
  13. deadlybulb

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    Gotta say that Van has REALLY grown on me. It took a while to get used to him, but now he's one of my favorite commentators. I wish we could have a three man team when Calvin comes back. that would be awesome.
     
    #53 deadlybulb, Mar 1, 2005
  14. Hmm

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    Or better yet fire Cooper, stick Van in her spot, and keep Calvin next to Bill.

    And I can't believe the "keep Van, screw Calvin" suggestions.. how quickly we forget..
     
    #54 Hmm, Mar 1, 2005
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    sounds like a good idea to me.
     
    #55 franchise23, Mar 1, 2005
  16. Davidoff

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    I second this... I like Van, but he's no Murph..
     
    #56 Davidoff, Mar 1, 2005
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    His name is Boomhauer. He's on King of the Hill. Hear him. Love him. More of us talk like him than Van.

    I love it when some character in a movie is supposed to be from Texas and the actor uses a Georgia accent.
     
    #57 GoatBoy, Mar 1, 2005
  18. yangstax

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    :confused:
    There's a difference btw the accents in Georgia,Mississippi, Texas and other southern states? No wonder our[California] governer's accent sounded a little different than W. Bush
     
    #58 yangstax, Mar 1, 2005
  19. Hippieloser

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    Uh... the Governor of California is from Austria, man.
     
    #59 Hippieloser, Mar 1, 2005
  20. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Come on man!! You gotta travel more or watch tv or something! Alot of states have different accents :p
     
    #60 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 1, 2005
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