those real pizzas with them thick slices of sausage links, flavorful mushrooms not sure which type exactly (probably halved portobellos), jalepenos, colorful bell peppers
I'll take a plain ole pineapple pizza any day. If you wanna get fancy, you can throw pepperonis on there.
we were at kay's once and the owner said he had sprinkled some mary jane on our pizza when he delivered it. next time we're in there, we ask if he topped it with that again and he said "no, but i did add some manpaint for ya". surprisingly good.