I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted: at post office kiosk: Homer: "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have A letter for me." Postman: "okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I..don't know" ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
Kearny: The divorce was really hard on my son. Kearny's Son: I sleep in a drawer. or, Kearny: Get away from my car! (When Chaulmers and Skinner are trying to steal his hood ornament. ------------------ Don't come in Bullard's house!
Love this jingle! Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive? Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five! Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down. It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown. Canyonero! Canyonero! Twelve yards long and two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super-high beam. She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine! Canyonero! Canyonero! ------------------
I don't have a favorite Simpsons line because there are so many. However, I did find out today why Homer says DOH so much. DOH, in Vietnamese and with an ever-so-slightly altered pronunciation, is the F-word!! ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!
Here's another good song "When I was 17... I drank some very good beer... I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D. My name was Brian McGee... I stayed home listening to Queen... When I was 17..." That song has always cracked me up. ------------------ I got nothing.
The Best Simpsons Song: Long before the SuperDome, Where the Saints of football play, Lived a city that the Damned called Home, Hear their Hellish Roundelay... New Orleeeans... Home of pirates, drunks, and whores! New Orleeeans... Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores! If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'! New Orleeeans... Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile! New Orleaaans... Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul! New Orleeeans... Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank! New Orleeeans!
Maybe it's the election getting to me, but I've always liked the epidsode where Lisa buys Al Gore's book and as soon as the cashier scans the barcode it goes through some sort of digital network that informs Gore that someone finally bought a copy of his book and as soon as he hears the information, he puts on the song "Celebration", listens to it - without any emotion and when it gets to the part in the song where it says "Celebrate good times, come on!!!" Al Gore sits back in his chair and says in a monotone voice "I will." Now that's some political humor even before it mattered. -Turbo
How about the one were Apu signed his seven children away to be side show freaks, then he and Homer broke into the zoo to free them. As the Nanny was waking up about to catch them Apu :"Uh Oh, shes waking up!" Homer :"Dont worry I brought the chlorphorm (sp?" Apu :"You idiot, those are Color Forms" As Homer was putting them on her face. For favorite songs how about this one Buy me a bottle, two bucks a glass Cmon help me Im freezing my ass Buy me a brandy, snifter of Wiiiiine Who am I kidding, Ill drink tur-pen-tine Move it ya drunk, before I blast your rear end I found two bucks!!!! Then come in my friend ------------------ "I have amazing, powers of observation"...Pink [This message has been edited by Dreamshake (edited November 08, 2000).]
Another one of my favorites is from Ranier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man "ahhhh the goggles they do nothing". ------------------ MOO atheistalliance.org
You forgot the best part: So, we leave on this heartwarming scene. (Bart sings): Can I be a booze-hound? (Homer sings): Not 'til you're fifteen. Another great song (sung to the Flintstone's theme): Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree. (Homer screams than smashes his car into a tree). ------------------ Save Our Rockets and Comets SaveOurRockets.com
I don't think so Rascal. If you look at the surrounding when he answers the phone (555-0001), it is true that they are very similar to his office surroundings, but there is no tell-tale window behind his desk, and the desk is much bigger and of a different design. Trust me, my roomate and I are compiling this list of little details. Whenever we notice something like this, we pay close attention, and we both agreed that the location he answered the phone was not his office. ------------------ She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis
Hey Outlaw, I love that New Orleans song! I heard that after that episode aired, the Fox network had to apoligize to the city, and they would not broadcast that episode in New Orleans anymore. Although this might not be true, because that episode is certainly showed plenty in Dallas. ------------------ She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis
Bart: And her hair smells like fruit-loops. Lisa: Yeah? Well, I eat fruit-loops for breakfast! *** Lisa: How can a convicted felon get so many votes while another convicted felon gets so few? ------------------ RealGM Rockets Draft Obligations Summary http://www.gaffordstudios.cjb.net/
Homer: "Hello Dean, you're a stupidhead" Dean: Homer is that you Homer: AAAaahhhhhhhhhh ------------------
Hey TyWebb, it's "Canyon Arrow" 2 Words. ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
CLASSIC! Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President. Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true. Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson. Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president. ------------------
