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Favorite Simpsons Line

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RunninRaven, Nov 3, 2000.

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  1. Rocketman95

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    Actually, Hank Azaria does Moe, among others.

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  2. RunninRaven

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    Damn! Good job Rascal, you are the first person who I have asked and has gotten that question correct. Not too many people know who Harry Shearer is, and I think even fewer knew that he was the bass player in Spinal Tap.

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  3. rascal

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    Thank you, thank you, thank you ... more than anything, however, I think that just truly indicates that I have waaayyyy too much time on my hands. Plus, I'm a Spinal Tap fan. [​IMG]
     
  4. fatty fat fat

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    Marge to Homer: "Did you close the gate?"

    Homer: "Of course I did."

    (vision of gate clanging)

    Homer, apologetically.. "Oh, you meant today."

    By the way, my bbs moniker comes from a Simpsons episode. Can anyone tell me which one?

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    Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders, my friend!
    Lenny: What'd he say?
    Carl: I dunno. Something about being gay.

    When Homer gets pulled from the Tar pit by Stampy, the Elephant

    Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
    Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".
    Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!


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  6. rascal

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    Okay, fatty, I'll take that challenge. In season five's "Cape Feare," Bart fears for his life so he has Milhouse do a little undercover work to see if anyone is plotting against him.

    His reply: "Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you 'fatty fat fat' and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill ya."
     
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    I think I'm in love!

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  8. outlaw

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    RM95, I love your new sig line.
    I was eating dinner while watching KOTH and actually spit out my food laughing when I heard Bobby say that.
     
  9. SpaceCity

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    Here's a few:

    Lisa: Bart, do you know what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!

    Grandpa: Welcome to my world! Zzzzzz...

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    L. Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'. (When Homer was thrown out of the All-you-can-eat joint.)

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    Otto (Standing outside of 'Stoner's Pot Palace', a kitchen store): "Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

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    Homer: What are ya ganna do? Send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

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    Bart: What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, bird are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them.... as is my understanding...

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    Rev. Lovejoy: And now for today's hymn, entitled 'In the Garden of Eden' by I-run Butterfly.

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    Homer: Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals.....except of course the weasel.

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    Homer: To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems.



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  10. SamCassell

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    Ralph Wiggums is the best.

    "I bent my wookie." - Ralph, science project episode

    "Hi Super Nintendo Chaumers." - Ralph, episode?

    "Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." - Ralph, Forbidden love episode

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    Oh, and 1 of Homer:

    "How about groin-grabbingly delicious?" - Homer, food critic episode

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    I skipped through alot of this thread. Does anyone remember this one :

    Homer : "Look buddy your car was upside down when I got here, and as for your mother, she should have kept her big mouth shut !!"

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    DO YOU MIND not talking about DUKE DUKE DUKE as if he is nto here? I AM HERE. STOP making up these hallucanogens about me!!!!

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    "But.....this one goes up to eleven." [​IMG]



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    It's not a line, but I thought it was hilarious in the "Lisa's Rival" episode when Bart talks about how he was able to get Milhouse on America's Most Wanted. Then they cut to some FBI guys in a car spotting Milhouse on the jungle gym and chasing after him.

    There just seems to be something funny about that to me.

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    Ok, Rascal. You have impressed me, try these on for size. I am going to do my best to stump you.

    What is Mr. Burn's home AND work phone number? (It is safe to assume that the extension is 555, and don't worry about the new info concerning area codes that has recently been brought up in last nights episode. This was from two earlier episodes.)


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  17. rascal

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    Okay, now I've got a Simpsons trivia question. Anyone who can answer this, I will gladly hail as god (or goddess) of Springfield.

    According to the show, Bart Simpson has two "sworn mortal enemies." One is Sideshow Bob. Who is the other one?
     
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    Good call MrPaige. I actually knew that one!

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