They also had the monkey "Mojo", the elephant "Stampy", the lobster "Pinchy", you could count the snakes from the "snake clubbing day". Don't forget Snowball - the Cat.
Homer: The baby (Lisa) will sleep in Barts room, and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21. Marge: Won't that warp him? Homer: No, my cousin Frank did it. Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank... Homer: He became Francine back in the 60s, then he joined that weird cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marge: I'll have a coffee.... Bartender: Right, a beer. Marge: No...co-ff-ee Bartender: Be-eer.... Marge: C-O-F.... Bartender: B-E-E..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Rupert Murdock: Thankyou Bart Simpson, you've just saved FOX! Bart: It's not the first time!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lionel Hutz: ....the defence rests your honour. Judge: You do? Hutz: Oh, sorry. I thought that was a figure of speech. Case closed.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George Harrison: Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison. Homer: Oh my God!! Where did you get those brownies??!!! George: There's a big pile over there... Homer runs over to the pile and starts eating them by the handful. George: Mmm, what a nice young man. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here are some of my other favorite exchanges: Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh, we've drawn judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son.' ---------- Access Hollywood Lady (talking about Homer's short-lived celebrity for getting a perfect game in bowling): If you ask me, it's time to put this one trick pony out to stud. Homer: Whoo-hooo. First stop, Maude Flanders! Marge: Homer! Homer: But she said . . . ! ---------- Bart: I want to buy Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents. Comic Book Guy (sighs): Let me review the proposed transaction: You wish to buy Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit for me, negative 49 dollars. (opens register) Oh, please take my 49 dollars, I don't want it! (Bart reaches for it, CBG stops him) It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm. I shall close the register at this point. ---------- And anything that Duff-man says: "Duff-man is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" Girl: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunks. DM: Duffman says a lot of things! Oh-yeah! "Duffman can't breathe! Oh-no!" That guy is a riot! I could go on and on and on . . . but I'm not going to.
I like Otto... "My name is Otto, I like to get blotto" "Hey Bart dude" have there been any Otto episodes? rH
There's trouble in a far off nation, Time to get in love formation, Your love is more deadly than Saddam, That's why I gotta drop da bomb! YVAN EHT NOIJ YVAN EHT NOIJ YVAN EHT NOIJ LT Smash: You tried to hold them back. But look at them now. Skinner: I did not. I'm the one who suggested they perform. I made the orange drink. LT Smash: You live with your momma?
There was an episode where Otto proposed to Becky. Then Marge went psycho thinking Becky was trying to kill her.
Random quotes: Australian: Bullfrog? That's a funny name. I'd a called them chazzwazzlers. Rainier Wolfcastle (hosting a talk show): That jacket makes you look like a homosexual. Crowd: (incessant booing) Rainer Wolfcastle: Maybe you are ALL homosexuals. Comic Book Guy (wheeling 100 tacos away): This will provide ample sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon... Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny. Chanting mob: We're here. It's clear. We don't want any more bears!
I loved the "Bart Vs. Australia" episode "The Boot" "Don't tread on me" US Marine at Embassy Gate - fed up with Homer's horseplay: "This is America Sir, in America we don't tolerate that kind of crap." Bart and Homer running from Angry Australian Mob as they pass the Australian Gift Shop where Marge and Lisa are at: Homer: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggee!" Bart:"Llllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaa!" Also when Homer starts crying when he sees the toilet bowl flush backwards "American Style" LOVE THAT!
We cannot let this thread die... Homer: All you can eat - Hah! Hutz: Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, The Neverending Story. Homer: Do you think I have a case? Hutz: Now, Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.
The one were Marge ia running some kind of party or pretzel business, but Homer gets Fat Tony to ruin the other wives business is good. Especially the end where the Springfield Mob fights the yakuza. Marge gets Homer to come in but Homer whines because the yakuza in the white shirt after doing nothing is about to go Jet li on the Fat tony's gang.
CLOWN SCHOOL! (homes is making a mashed potato circus tent) "alright, new billboard day!" "Marge: Homer? Homer looks up , sees marge dressed like a clown Marge: Homer? toot toot toot toot" "Thats it! I'm going to clown school!"
And then there was the episode when Homer & Bart decided to go on the Boy Scout river trip. I think that one ended with Ernest Borgnine defending children in the dark from an axemurderer with his pocketknife. Of course, either Bart or Homer stole that knife, so the implication... What happened to Flanders that one? I just liked the part when Homer found the rig and ordered a hundred burgers for himself. On a related note, there was the Lord of the Flies episode where Milhouse was accused...
Of course, who can argue with Lionel Hutz's empty pizza box? (when Homer sold his soul to the devil for a donut, and Marge defended/claimed him, and Hutz offered to defend him or a free pizza...)
