<embed src="http://pics.smotri.com/scrubber_custom8.swf?file=v805916bd62&bufferTime=3&autoStart=false&str_lang=eng&xmlsource=http%3A%2F%2Fpics.smotri.com%2Fcskins%2Fblue%2Fskin_color_lightaqua.xml&xmldatasource=http%3A%2F%2Fpics.smotri.com%2Fskin_ng.xml" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="false" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="415"></embed> <div style="font-size:0.9em;"> <a href="http://vodpod.com/watch/2380911-simpsons-episode-810-the-springfield-files">Simpsons Episode 810 "The Springfield Files"</a> - Watch more <a href="http://vodpod.com">Videos</a> at Vodpod.</div>
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One of the quotes that cracks me up everytime is from the "Night of The Dolphin" episode. Snorky: [in high child's voice] Snorky ... talk ... man ... [clears throat and reverts to deep male voice] I'm sorry, let me start over. Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land. Crowd: [gasps in amazement] Moe: What did he say? Carl: He said years ago dolphins lived on the land. Moe: [amazed] WHAAATTT!!! LMAO
Way TOO many to list here but off the top of my head: Episodes: The episode that was a take-off of the X-Files that had Leonard Nimoy in it The dental plan episode Burns and his bear Bobo episode The Cape Fear takeoff episode The one where Bart breaks his leg Krusty Gets Kancelled/Gabbo Moments: The Big Book of British Smiles The actors that were playing the Simpson family that Burns hired to convince Bart that his family didn't love him anymore "Damn Flanders" (as said by Rev Lovejoy) McBain talking about his new movie, "Let's Get Stupid" in which he stands in front of a brick wall and tells awful jokes for over an hour "Not now, I have a class to teach!" "I'll take it from here, cloney!" The robotic Richard Simmons Mr. Burns' imagining Marge's husband as a Fabio clone (the episode in which Marge works at the Power Plant and Burns falls in love with her) Two best exchanges: They walk up to the sliding doors. A bell dings as they enter and approach a man with white hair and a flowing white beard. He drinks a Squishee, and a sign behind him announces, "The Master Knows All (except combination to safe)." Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. He is the one we must ask for my job back. Master: Approach, my sons. [they do] You may ask me three questions. Apu: That's great, because all I need is one -- Homer: Are you _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Master: Yes. Homer: Really? Master: Yes. Homer: You? Master: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you. Apu: But I must -- Master: Thank you, come again. Apu: But -- Master: Thank you, come again. The two of them leave, disappointed. Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? The Comic Book Guy walks by, and Banner begins to interrogate him. Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy: Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper. Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby! Comic Book Guy: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
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Can anyone who watched/recorded tonights season premier tell me the song that played over the closing credits? Also would like to know what GD song that was, homer was getting progrAmmed off alcohol to. Guess I enjoyed the music more than I laughed tonight. & apologies, didn't know whether it'd be a bigger crime to start A new thread or necrobump this one.
