Me and the wife quote Simpsons stuff to each other all the time, needless to say I have a few but one of my absolute favorites has to be...
I'll get you beer baron! [very distant Homer voice] No you wont. Yes, I will. [very distant, sad Homer voice] ...doh
the simpsons has become so overrated by people these days that it is now UNDERRATED. Still a damn good show, people have the been saying none of the recent seasons have been good but most of those people don't even watch the show anymore so how would they know?
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Another favorite scene (absolute classic): alright sir you’re free to go. good cause i got a hot date tonight beeeeeeeep a date beeeeeeeep dinner with friends beeeeeeeep dinner alone beeeeeeeep alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue beeeeeeeep sears catalogue ding! now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment beeeeeeeep
Not to be forgotten are the absolute classic songs. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zEiLZDQ1tGE?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zEiLZDQ1tGE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Other good ones include Baby on Board, Flaming Moes, See My Vest, and the Monorail song
Best episodes: Stonecutters Bart gets an elephant Hank Scorpio Fat Guy Homer Frank Grimes Best moments (excluding the above episodes): Kang convinces a guy not to vote for a third party candidate Mr. Burns explains to Daryl Strawberry why he is pinch hitting for him Moe complains that he is better than dirt (though admittedly not that store bought dirt) That's a paddlin'. The agent parts of the beer baron episode
Yeah, me too. I also love this one: Some of my favorite moments throughout Simpson's throughout history are are: "Bambampoline." "I am so great! I am so great!" "You choose choose choose me?" "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "I saw the baby and the baby looked at me." "Hey look at Bart.. he's doing stuff!" "Lisa needs braces! Dental plan." "Oh Me Oh My!" "'Yeah, but can your grandpa do this?" “Can I Borrow a Feeling? Could you lend me a jar of love?” Homer's nose whistle during church. Homer chasing the poodle with the fluffy dog poodle tail and/or chasing the fat kid with the boobs and snapping his butt with a towel. Chili boots. Crab juice.
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This was actually ripped off from a 70's Steve Martin skit as a used car salesman hooked up to a lie detector test. I can't find it anywhere on youtube, but it was from SNL.
Along one of their runs, the Pretzel Wagon drives by Cletus' house. Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you! [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels. Marge: [to Homer] You see? A little persistence and patience paid off! [to Cletus] That'll be three hundred dollars. Cletus: Hey I don't think so. I got me three hundred coupons. [Cletus hands an armful of coupons to Marge] Marge: [growls] I should've said "Limit: one per customer." Cletus: Should'a but didn't so hand 'em over. Hey! Kids! We're eatin' dinner tonight! [Cletus then yells for his kids as they walk one by one out of his shack.] Cletus: Come on out Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil. ============================= ROFL!
By far my 3 favorite moments: Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: May I see it? Skinner: Oh, erm… No. ------------------------------- Burns: Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir. ------------------------------- Flanders: Homer, God didn’t set your house on fire. Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they Christian [camera pans to Flanders], Jew [Krusty], or...miscellaneous [Apu]. Apu: Hindu! There are 700 million of us. Lovejoy: Aw, that’s super.
I have to agree with those who said Hank Scorpio. This is one of my favorite moments (of course there are too many to choose): Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer: Uh-huh. Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Homer: Mm-Hmm. Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Sorry to double post: Marge Simpson: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank Scorpio: We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
Scorpio:" You like them? Look in your closet there is a pair for you. If you don't then neither do I! *throws shoes away*. Get out of here! Ever seen a man throw a pair of shoes before?" Homer: "Hahaha Yes...once."
Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure. [takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets] Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream? [reaches back into his pockets] Homer: Uh... I... no.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
