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Favorite pranks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by NYKRule, Jun 26, 2003.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Amen. Never **** with another man's automobile. Just ask Vincent Vega.
     
  2. NYKRule

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    A judge? Yes, I'm sure this ****head will go to the police because his car will smell like urine for a while. It's like taking a kid to court because they let off a stink bomb in school....or have proof.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    If I knew who did that to me, I'd be demanding payment for whatever I had to do to get the smell out. Meanwhile, you were simply inconvienenced by loud noises and a couple of slices of pizza.
     
  4. underoverup

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    1st-- How on earth do you round up stray cats? (I'm thinking of that hilarious superbowl commercial with the guys on horseback "catherding")
    2nd-- Houston heat + car = dead cats, I guess that would add to the smell, but thats pretty evil.

    If you can get their phone number/ name put an ad in the paper for a really nice 2 fast 2 furious type car at a really low price. They might get a few (several hundred calls an hour) for that right now. ;) :D
     
  5. RC Cola

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    I never have done any pranks, at least none as good as the ones mentioned. However I have seen some computer pranks on Unscrewed on TechTV.

    One of them was putting a wire for shocking into the mouse. (it was a long explanation that I can't remember, sorry.) Anyways, whenever someone would touch it, they'd be shocked pretty bad. They had a hidden camera filming one of the workers who actually touched the mouse 3 TIMES before he figured out he should probably stop.

    They also had a way to take off the keys on the keyboard so that those that type by looking would be screwed. And the last one I can remember was a program that makes fart, burp, and other sounds whenever someone plays an mp3. It is "invisible" so they won't know.

    These also don't seem to meet the standards set in this thread. :)
     
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    Stick a small pebble in the cap for the air in an automobile tire. That way the tire slowly starts to go flat.

    After a few days, the tire starts to go flat. The person pumps up the tire and a few days later it gets flat again.

    Ther person ends up buying a new tire, wasating a nice wad of cash.

    Works like a charm.
     
  7. candycane

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    My favorite prank consists of smearing vaseling on the windshield and windows of a car. Then, you get about 3 rolls of saran wrap and wrap it over, around and underneath the car as tight as you can get it so the doors won't open until you take all the saran wrap off. This really pisses people off, especially the one's who awake to a wrapped car and are already running late to work.
     
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    all good pranks involve messing with the person that you're trying to prank somehow...ruining their property isn't really a prank, it's called f*cking their $hit up...
     
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    If everyone promises to be nice to me, I will repeat my "**** in a box, wrap it as a present, and have it delivered to the bosslady who had just fired me" story!:D
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    1. Make a bowl of muffin mix or any bakery item but do not bake.

    2. Then get a girl or anybody to give you oral sex.

    3. Next let her spit whatever comes out into the muffin mix.

    4. Make sure you are recording, with a video device, steps two and three and make sure the mix is in view.

    5. Stir and bake the mix.

    6. Give the finished product along with the tape to a person you absolutely cannot stand.

    7. They'll probably watch the tape after or while eating the baked goods and find out why they taste so "creamy".

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! :D
     
  11. RunninRaven

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    I don't know the methods that were utilized to catch all the stray cats. Like I said in my next post, it wasn't me who did it, but rather aquaintences of my dad. I'm sure if you had enough people wandering a neighborhood, you could get 3-4 cats in an hour or so.

    And as for them dying, I forgot to mention in my first post, but you are supposed to put them in there overnight. Unless the person didn't get to his/her car for several hours after sun up, then the cats would likely survive, I think. Certainly it would be a prank best exercised during winter. :)
     
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    This is a prank best excercised never. Destruction of property, cruelty (and likely death of animals), trespassing -- the fun just goes on and on ...
     
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    You can do that yourself.
     
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    This is from a list that keeley posted a while back. They used brownies instead of muffins, though.
     
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    Jerry: Boy, do you smell something?

    Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of *course* I

    smell something.

    Jerry: What is it?

    Elaine: I think it's B.O.!

    Jerry: What?

    Elaine: It's B.O. The *valet* must have had B.O.

    Jerry: It *can't* be. Nobody has B.O. like this.

    Elaine: Jerry. It's *B*.*O*.

    Jerry: But the whole car smells.

    Elaine: So?

    Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".

    Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
     
  16. candycane

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    When, give me a link and let me see his.
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I have heard of that muffin mix story before, but I am fairly confident that was an urban legend.

    The story I heard was that a guy was given 2 gifts: a videotape of his favorite show (like The Simpsons or Seinfeld or something else) and some brownies from his *supposed* girlfriend. While eating the brownies and watching the tape, the tape cuts from the show and shows his girlfriend making out and giving a blow job to another guy (obviously not the one watching). She looks at the camera, says boyfriend's name, and tells him that he has been dumped and then she spits in this bowl (the one that contains the "brownie mix").

    Reading some of these pranks here are flat-out disgusting and also flat-out wrong. I am not a big fan of cats by any means (I am a dog lover), but I agree with Mrs. JB that that one cat prank should be practiced never. Also, completely agree about never f*cking with someone's vehicle. In this day and age, that is WAY too risky to do. People now a days are likely to get their satisfication in a violent manner like with a gun.
     
  18. RunninRaven

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    The majority of the pranks in this thread are best exercised never.
     
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    Never tried it, but during a big party, give the host a letter saying it's urgent he shares it with everyone attending. In the note somewhere hidden in the midst of a serious paragraph add this line.

    I am sofa king we todded. :) Say it out loud if you don't get it.

    I can just imagine someone hosting a party and starting off with their announcement saying,

    "Ladies and gentlemen I have an announcement to make. It has just come to my attention that I am sofa king we todded."

    :D It's not as hardcore as some of the ones but atleast it doesn't involve anyone getting hurt, or having anyone's possessions getting destroyed.

    The last good prank I did involved my at the time 4 year old niece. I built a legit pitching mound and have it as accurate as could be in comparison to a standard pitching mound. Anyhow my niece was outside in the backyard with me playing around my dogs, and the neighbors dogs. I had an idea just to try and get a kick out of my sister, so I told my niece we were going to do a prank. I told her I'd throw the ball and have it make a big sound and when it did, I want her to act like she's crying really loud. Loud enough for my sister to hear inside the house. So I did and she did, with both hands covering her right eye and started to act like she was crying, all the while my sister was chewing me out for thinking I socked her little girl with a baseball. Just when she was getting ready to lead my niece into the bathroom to wash her eye, my niece started laughing and told her she had just been pranked. That made my sister even more furious but in the end it had all of us laughing. :D
     
  20. rockets-#1

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    I don't know why, but I'm laughing my @ss off at that:D

    Anyways, have none of you fools never watched the all-time classic BILLY MADISON!?!?!? I can't believe the prank in that movie hasn't been mentioned yet. You get some sh*t in a paper bag, light it on fire, then set it on someone's doorstep. Then they see a burning bag, so they (hopefully a crazy old dude like in the movie) go to stomp it out and they get sh*t all over their shoe. It's brilliant!

    Last halloween a few friends of mine took a **** in a bowl and put candy on top of it. Then they put a note in the bowl that said please take one (this would ensure the unsuspecting victim would search out a good piece of candy with his hand). Anyways they put the bowl of candy/sh*t on some kid's doorstep, rang the doorbell, then hid in the bushes. The kid got sh*t on his hand, looked around, THEN WIPED IT ON HIS SHIRT!!! The best thing is that it was all caught on tape. Now those are some sick, but great pranks.
     

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