Trick Instead of having to always use the effeminate "Pat" part of his name, I think we can be a little more creative! None of these sound good at all!!! I say maybe: "Trick" or "P-Trick" or "Hops" or "Phat-trick" or "Hat-trick" or "Batman" or "Catwoman" or "Hu-dat Patterson" or "Pat Albert" or "Door Mat Patterson" or "Pat the Gnat" or "Pat the Sat (on the Bench) Patterson"