I'm sure he's known as Rook to his teammates. Let's let him get some more time on the court before we choose a moniker.
Everyone should tweet this list to Patterson. I bet he'd get a kick out of the last option. (@pdpatt, for those who don't know)
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I usually find myself calling him.... Spoiler Patrick or if I'm really pumped... Spoiler Patterson Don't ask me where I came up with those, they just stood out. Of course, we could always use this popular video to help pick something.... Spoiler <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h1tIoqzWH8I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Spoiler If I HAVE to pick something that's currently being used, I'd go for 2Pat. Pugs