"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" "Black...bald..." "Does he look like a b****?" "What?" "I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A b****?" "No." "Then why are you ****ing him like one?"
Some scenes from underated movies I enjoyed. Wish I could all the good ones, but sadly not available. Not really quotes butttt The quote about psychos about half way through had me rolling. <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OOoBYwVud0U?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OOoBYwVud0U?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> "MALLIBU BARBIE" <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GjCSQkQYCcs?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GjCSQkQYCcs?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> start at about 1:10 <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2VbYZDohsHk?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2VbYZDohsHk?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y27IHhe6hZY?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y27IHhe6hZY?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> Start at 3:50 <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pElJ3yWUVMY?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pElJ3yWUVMY?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> The Avengers when the old man says "There will always be people like you" The Specialist when James Woods is going up an elevator to kill Stallone in a hotel and pushes an old man out and tells him to "Take the stairs....and get a new shirt" The only good part of Spiderman III (audience clapped LOUDLY) <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBETucoL6lg?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBETucoL6lg?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WbVWCyvIKQw?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WbVWCyvIKQw?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>
Just about the entire movie "Monty Python's Holy Grail" is quotable. A few of my favorites: 1)Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. King Arthur: Be quiet! Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! 2) Large Man: Who's that then? Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king. Large Man: Why? Dead Collector: He hasn't got **** all over him. 3) Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them] Sir Galahad: What a strange person. King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man-- Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
The (Nicholson) Joker: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Bullet Tooth Tony: "And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five O...Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!" Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
this movie is bat**** crazy, but i love it. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YXNfHb9b6Y0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> "shoot him again" "why?" "his soul is still dancing" NSFW language <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qkT0eOzsJ5E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> "What the f*** is that? A f***ing iguana."
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Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E7zHF19n2qE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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