you want Airplane quotes?? heh...that isnt a problema round here... Capt. Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens. ----- Dr. Rumack: "Sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they've got. And, win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure." ----- Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. ----- Operator: I have a emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm. Capt. Clarence Oveur: Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo. ----- Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today. Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it? Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now. ----- Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . . Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it? Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now. ----- Steve McCroskey: I want the best available man on this. A man who knows that plane inside and out. And, won't crack under pressure. Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers? ----- Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. ----- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read? Woman: Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"? ----- Capt. Clarence Oveur: Joey, you like movies about gladiators? ----- Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? Elaine Dickinson: No. ----- Ted Striker: What a pisser. ----- Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol. ----- Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. ----- Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. ----- Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. ----- Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over. Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over. Roger Murdock: Huh? Captain Oveur: Huh? ----- Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ----- Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Just saw Harold & Kumar a few days ago... another quote machine. Burger Shack Employee: Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this mother down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mother down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this mother down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle. Neil Patrick Harris: Lap dance... (Actually, that whole NPH scene is hilarious, but perhaps unsafe for this forum) Kumar: Just cause your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do pr0n. British coed: You sank my battlesh**!
Did someone just bring up Harold and Kumar. Methinks it will only be a matter of time before the Napoleon Dynamite quotes start flooding this thread. I'll start out with my favorite one, an underappreciated quote if you ask me. Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda T.O'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
Sometimes I wish I didnt have my weird sense of humor...cause I just dont get all the love for Napoleon Dynamite... I watched it....I was bored by it...it wasnt any more than slightly amusing in parts. At least HArold and Kumar had some downright funny parts....but ND? Nope.. another quote I was just reminded of.... "I came to kickass and chew bubblegum....and Im all out of bubblegum" and another.... "The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in, film at 11" name that movie...
I won't bore you all with my ability to quote This Is Spinal Tap from start to finish. Just know that I can! You can't really dust for vomit, now can you?
ooooo - the entire movie of Monty Python and the Holy Grail ... that's another one that's just got great line after great line... "I'm not dead! I don't want to go in the cart" "Help help! I'm being repressed!" Arthur: "Now stand aside, worhty adversary!" knight: "Tis but a scratch!" Arthur: "A scratch?!?!? Your arm's off!!!" knight: "No, it isn't." Arthur: "Well, what's that, then?!?!" (points at arm on ground) knight: "... ... (looks at arm)... ... ... ... I've had worse." Arthur: "You liar!" knight: "Come on, you pansy!" (fight continues) Tim: "Too late! There it is [the vicious creature] Sir Robin: "Where?" Tim: "There!" Arthur: "What - behind the rabbit?" Tim: "It is IS the rabbit!" Sir Robin: "You silly sod! I soiled my armor I was so scared!" Old Man: "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" Arthur: "What do you mean - African or European swallow? Old Man: "whu... I don't know that" (gets thrown into pit of doom) ... just too many to quote
about like my ability to quote all Monty Python, Mel Brooks , Zucker Brothers, and Fletch movies from front to back...
just give me a minute and Ill probably say something to piss ya off...Im particularly good at that. a couple more favorite movies of mine...can anyone name them? and for extra bonus ponts, name what they have in common
The first one is S.O.B. - Julie Andrew's only movie in which she is topless (and, if I remember correctly, has the pinkest nipples I've ever laid eyes on) Skin Deep is the second one. Both written and directed by Blake Edwards
Strange Brew [Sign says 2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4.] Bob Give 'em enough time to... Doug [reads sign] What? Bob No, more. Doug They saw it already! [Both fight over sign, the camera cuts to Bob on beach] Bob I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh? Doug [off camera to Bob] Hey hoser, go! Bob The earth had been, like, devastated by nuclear war. Like, Russia blew up the US and the US blew up Russia. [picks up statue from ground] Statue of Liberty. Doug [off camera] Psst! Act, act! Bob Lucky for me I'd been off-planet on vacation at the time of the war. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so I spent most of my time looking for beer. One day I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves. I was kind of like a one man force, eh, like Charlton Heston in Omega Men, did you see that? It was a beauty. [Doug leaps out and confronts Bob] Fleshy-headed mutant, and you friendly? Doug No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization! Bob Alpha base, this is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B. [shoots Doug with ping-pong ball gun] Doug Ow! Take off, you hoser!
/me heaps tons of reputation points upon drox... another of my guilty pleasures....I like Blake Edwards movies...from The Amazing Race all the way thru Switch...
I assume you mean "The Great Race" With Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood, Peter Falk and Jack Lemmon - a movie which I've been watching repeatedly since I was a little boy. Prof. Fate: "Brilliant Max! Brilliant! What's next?" Max: "Car number five - the engine falls out!! Prof. Fate: "Perfect, Max! Perfect!" .... Prof. Fate: "Max!....... we're number five" (engine promptely falls out) Ya know.. at night, when I sing my daughter to sleep, one of the songs I sing is "Sweetheart Tree" from that movie.
Love the...ahem..."light saber" duel. But my favorite scene would be when Ritter is coming out of that shock therapy session (when his ex is the nurse) and he starts going into convulsions. That's some great physical comedy right there.
oops....was just wacthing the end of the Amazing Race I had recorded last month and didnt get aroudn to seeing...Im such a dingbat sometimes... yea....that was the first movie I rented when I joined Netflix last month...what a great movie. Hadnt seen it in ages...Jack Lemmon kills me...especially his Prince Hapnik role. Prince Hapnik: Course there is one good thing, when one was young, one could play along the corridors. I used to ride my pony up and down this corridor when I was young, then I grew up, got drunk, and fell off! and I had forgotten how truely beautiful Natalie Wood was..
