Raising Arizona has numerous lines worth quoting. ex. - during a gas station robbery The Gunman: (grabbing a package of balloons) Hey, do these blow up into funny shapes and all. Clerk: (droll) No, well, unless round is funny. That one gets me everytime.
I have alot of favorites but love the following: from Tommy Boy Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard Hayden: Yeah, they're called doctors. From Chasing Amy Hooper: Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! Banky: What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the fu*k up! and Silent Bob: Bi*ch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fu*king Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? and Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white! Banky: Well, isn't that true?
"Hate put me in here, but love is gonna bust me out" -and- "If you're wrong God help you"- Gene Hackman "If I'm wrong, God help us all"- Denzel Washington
To expand upon what I said earlier, there are 4 movies I can quote religiously: Office Space PCU Austin Powers Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Matrix actually makes 5, but it's not as fun to quote (unless you're playing the role of Agent Smith). "Hell, Lumbergh f***ed her!" "Can you blow me where the Pampers is?" "Random Task, show them what you do..." "You're Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?" "What good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?"
From the great stoner classic Half Baked Brian(Jim Breuer)-First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged b**** terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow. Thurgod(Dave Chapelle)-You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you have been smoking entirely too much reefa.
Mallrats is unbelievably quotable. Supermans baby and womb strength The conversation with Stan Lee "Fly fat ass FLY!" The Easter Bunny Scene The Scooner scene. I could go on and on
Ha, anything from The Godfather or Full Metal Jacket. "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." Unforgiven "Deserves got nothing to do with it." Taxi Driver "You talking to me?" Rain Man "I'm an excellent driver."
This past weekend we bought (and played) the 20th anniversary edition of Trivial Pursuit. Apparently there is quite a bit I don't know. I haven't felt that dumb in a long time.
What Mrs JB neglected to mention is that she beat me rather soundly in that game on Friday and then proceeded to beat both me and her father, a man with a degree in chemical engineering and a masters in finance, the next day. If she feels dumb, I feel cro-magnon.
Many of my favorite movies have already been mentioned here. Stripes, Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail, and Raising Arizona are classics. Much to my wife's dismay, I can quote Pulp Fiction from beginning to end. And have on many occasions. I also have a fondness for all movies made by the Cohen Brothers. That being said, listed below are a few of my favorites... <b>Pulp Fiction: </b> Chill out, Honey Bunny. I had to crash that Honda. It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. Tell that b****, be cool, say b**** be cool. Look at the big brain on Brad See my wife is a vegatarian, that preaty much makes me a vegatarian. <b>Raising Arizona:</b> Did ya get his dip-tet? Gotta have the dip-tet. Get back in there and get me a toddler, Hi. <b>Oh Brother, Where Art Thou: </b> I am a Man of Constant Sorrow. (always sung way too loud) <b>Shrek: </b> You're headed the right way for a smacked bottom. And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles! <b>Nutty Professor:</b> C'mon Cleetus. You walk over here, you limp back. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules! <b>Big Lebowski: </b> This aggression will not stand, man. The dude concurs. Obviously, you're not a golfer. And my all time favorite - said with a wave of the hand, hoping one day it will work - these are not the droids you're looking for; move along.
I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. A loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Nomar took my favorite. From Tin Cup: "Greatness courts failure." "When a defining moment comes along either you define the moment, or the moment defines you." From Pulp Fiction: "Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, m***********! Say "what" one more g****** time!" "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead n***** storage"?" From Goodfellas: "That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? F*** you, pay me. You had a fire? F*** you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? F*** you, pay me. " "He's treating me like I'm a half a *** or something."
Mine's a tagline from a movie poster: "Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free." --The Shawshank Redemption
"Lane, I've been in this high school for 7 and a half years...I'm no dummy." --Curtis Armstrong in "Better Off Dead" I also LOVE to quote Tommy Boy , Swingers and PCU.
I can't remember the name of the film, but it starred Bob Hoskins and Cher (Mermaids???), but there is a scene when they are fighting in the kitchen, yelling at each other. Cher: Are we fighting? Bob: Yes! Cher: Why? Bob: Because it releases all the tension! And one from Robin Hood: Men in Tights----- Robin Hood: And what is a circumcision? Rabii Tuckman: Oh, all the girls love them. It's the latest craze. We put your thing in here, and snip the tip! *demonstrates with a carrot* Ahchoo: Ow! I forgot I already got one. And two favorites from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc! Gimli: No body tosses a Dwarf!! And a last one from Austin Powers: Austin: Allow myself to introduce....myself. I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah.
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Duvall, Apocalypse Now - Engage - Picard, STNG - You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes - Morpheus, Matrix - Time to die... - Batty, Bladerunner NOMAR...that was a good one. RR
