"Where from jamaica are you frahm?" "Roight neeyah da beach...boy-eeee!" -half baked Fvck you aszhole. stick with me and maybe you'll learn something. -Castrated boy, from Orgy man or whatever the hell that movie's called "in-ter-net, eh?" "yoink" "would a coward do this? (snake reaches inside jacket for "weapon," turns out its his hand) ...Bye!" -simpsons, better than any movie
"... what are you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go **** your mother?" -Joe Pesci in Goodfellas Only one of hundreds of gems from that film.
They're all coming back to me now: "I didn't LOOSE my job. It's not like oops, where'd my job go? I ****ing quit." "... I have fast food experience!" "... can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?" -American Beauty ---------------------------- "Oh you're REAL funny for a man about to take a bullet." "For ****ing your wife I'll take two." "Exuberance? We're getting our asses kicked by the inventor of scrabble." "It just happened... I was getting out of the shower, tripped and my dick landed in your wife. 'Sorry Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week!'" -The Last Boy Scout
BGM u forgot one of the best lines: Randal: 37! Veronica: Oh you had to tell him? Dante: I had to tell someone, but he did make a good point. Veronica: Whats that? Dante: At least he wasnt 36. and of course Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today! Also from Dogma: (AGAIN WARNING FOR THE LANGUAGE) Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time! and Jay: Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know! [Rufus falls naked out of the sky.] Beautiful naked women with big t*tties don't just fall out of the sky, you know! [nothing] Worth a try. I can also basically quote every line from Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. Kevin Smith has great dialoge (sp?) in all of his movies.
Steve Zahn and Amanda Peet in "Saving Silverman" "This autographed by Neil" "It looks like a Xerox" "Nah, that cost a lot of money"
From my favorite movie of all time: Friday "You got knocked the f*** out!" "You been eatin' corn Smokey?" "I'm gonna get you high today. Cuz it's Friday... You ain't got no job... and you ain't got s*** to do!" "Oh you ain't gonna catch no crackhead" "You ain't never got two things that go together...cereal, no milk; Kool-aid, no sugar; ham, no burger....damn!! " "How in the hell do you get fired on your day off?"
Eddie Murphy one-liners that I like: "Get the f*ck out!" "When I was a little kid and we wanted bubbles, we had to fart in the tub." "You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe." "Yes, yes f*ck you too!" "F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you...who's next?" "I have Herpes simplex 12"
Half Baked Thurgood Jenkins: "You have smoked yourself r****ded." Thurgood Jenkins: "Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pu**y." Bob Saget's cameo: "mar1juana is not a drug. I used to suck d**k for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d**k for mar1juana?"
From National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Clark Griswald: (to senior executives walking past) Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, happy Hanukkah. and.... Clark: Yes, it is a bit nipply in here, isn't it? Oops, did I say nipply...I meant nippy. and.... Clark: We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny fu***** Kaye!!
Oh man, where to start.... Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. You look like the piss-boy! Well, you look like a bucket of ****! And from my favorite all time movie: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? She turned me into a newt. A newt? I....I got better. And then, the oral sex! (Holding hands up to chest) She has huge...tracts of land!
